3:27PM Jess McGuire | Oh Holy Gossip Maven and Revealer Of Sydney Society Secrets, was that
really you defending yourself on that
daft Ricki-Lee post from earlier this afternoon?
Oh c’mon guys, give me a break – where’s your sense of humour? MIA?
You have no need to defend yourself around these parts – you’re Ros Reines! Like Denny Crane, but with a Double Bay twist! I’ve been reading you since I was knee high to a grasshopper and desperate to know exactly what hors d’oeuvres were served on Derby Day/who John Singleton was squiring about town. You’re like a god to me. You, Lillian ‘
And he said “Lil, darling…”‘ Frank, and Angela Bishop. An ANZAC veteran of gossip! Don’t let our piss-taking ways get to you. We’re just brash and young and without the contacts you have (Facebook? I gotsta get me some of that!)
In answer to your questions:
a) Our sense of humour is on a Contiki tour of Europe. Haven’t heard from it in the last couple of weeks, but our last correspondence revealed it had picked up a Polish dude named Bazyli, and also something which, judging by the symptoms listed, sounded suspiciously like gonorrhea.
b) I like MIA. I heard she retired, but the popularity of ‘Paper Planes’ after it was used in the movie
Pineapple Express might be enough to lure her back into the music world.
Finally, I note you have a
website with amazing blind items. I HAVE ADDED IT TO MY FAVOURITES, NOW ADD ME TO YOUR HEART.
Yours in total earnestness,
The Editor
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