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Rabbi: Michael Jackson Thought He Was A Lizard. Seriously.
1:15AM Foster Kamer | If you expect the results of that headline to be anything but spectacular, stop reading, click past the jump now. Anna Paquin’s doggy ring, Khloe Kardashian, Neve Campbell, Snoop Dogg, BBC sitcoms. Presenting your ridiculous Saturday Gossip Roundup: More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
12:36PM Jess McGuire | Ha! My friend Ryan sent me this brilliant remix of Drop It Like It’s Hot. More »
YouTube Clip Of The Day II
12:36PM Jess McGuire | Ha! My friend Ryan sent me this brilliant remix of Drop It Like It’s Hot. More » 
‘Oh, Snoop Dogg? I Speak Jive.’
4:40AM Kyle Buchanan | Here is Paris Hilton as you never knew you didn’t want to see her: improvising a freestyle rap as an equally baked Snoop Dogg looks on and nods his bleary approval. [AceShowBiz] More »
Snoop Dogg On ‘Martha’: A Gizzle Thizzle
7:36AM Seth | We’re not going to spill any digital ink describing Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg as unlikely compadres. After all, if you can’t see how these two herb-aficionado ex-cons fit snuggly into the same gangsta pod—both enjoying nothing more than kicking back after a long day of baking and wreath-construction with a blunt the size of a corncob and getting fucked up for real in this bitch—then you probably don’t deserve to be here. On today’s Martha, Snoop popped by. Martha introduced him by reading aloud her many correspondences from the hip-hop titan: More »Snoop Enjoys The Company Of Jizzle Hawkizzle
8:34AM Jess McGuire | Phew! It’s back to normal service here at Defamer Australia after an exhausting week filled with Melbourne Cup celebrations and weeping happily on the couch whilst watching US election coverage on the telly, and that means it’s time for Two Day Old News TM!
Our favourite rapper spent some time in the company of assorted hot bitches during the Melbourne Cup, and one of them happened to be our very own “Hawko”.
He was the celebrity drawcard for this year’s Melbourne Cup but US rapper Snoop Dogg very nearly didn’t make it to Flemington in time for the big race.
Jumping immigration hurdles, the notorious ladies’ man left his run to the track a tad late, but wasted no time settling in for an afternoon of ogling fillies – the two-legged kind, that is.
Excellent horse puns, Confidential. I salute you. More » 
More Reasons To Love Snoop…
1:38PM Jess McGuire | Snoop Dogg is heading Down Under, and I could not be more excited about it. Especially if his arrival means even more amazing interviews with the rapper in our local rags.
Please note this fine piece from the Daily Telegraph, where we learn the following Snoop facts.
· He was not concerned about being banned from Oz during his Australasian tour, calmly stating (in a haze of smoke, I’d wager) “I am happy to be here. I didn’t worry ‘cuz I never done anything wrong over here, except rock the mic. I knew I would come back to Australia; some people just had a misunderstanding”
· Please note that “I never done anything wrong except rock the mic” will be my response to any angry accusations flung in my direction from this date forward.
· Why did “some people” have a problem with him last time he wanted to tour? “They were just trippin’ on my past as opposed to my future.” FO SHIZZ.
· Which of Snoop’s Aussie homies stepped up to give testimonials regarding his good character? Oh, only Russell Crowe and Eddie McGuire… HOW DID HE AND EDDIE MCGUIRE BECOME FRIENDS?! I don’t even care. Amazing. I want Snoop to become friends with more Australian celebrities, like Sonia Kruger (note to Sonia’s breakfast show producers – get Snoop on the program), and maybe Grant Denyer.
· Snoop’s planning on playing a bit of rugby league while he’s over here, confessing in a chillaxed tone “I think I’ll give it a try when I get to Sydney. I’m gonna try to get 12 points, I ain’t scared.” Specifically aiming for 12 points? He ain’t scared? Unsurprising. The man is a god.
· His current tour is called ‘Smoked Out’. Can’t imagine why “some people” may have thought the man likes to huff on illegal drugs from time to time.
Three cheers for Snoop Dogg, ma nizzles!
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Snoop Dog to play league for Russell Crowe and Souths Cares
Spectacular (Or Crap, Depending On Your Taste) Thursday Joke (Defamer Australia) More » 
Short Odds On D-O-Double-Gizzle At The (Pimp) Cup
11:56AM Clem Bastow | Snoop Dogg hasn’t had the best of times with Australia’s immigration officials of late; after refusing his entry visa at the last MTV AVMAs, they then got heavy with the rap god (did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog – THANK YOU, THANK YOU) again – but now it looks like Snoop will not just be entering our country, he’ll be doing so in style and attending the Melbourne Cup. Snoop for last-minute Fashions On The Field judge!
The US singer has been invited to the Lavazza marquee at both Derby Day and Cup Day, and insiders say he is a likely starter.
More » Spectacular (Or Crap, Depending On Your Taste) Thursday Joke
9:39AM Jess McGuire | To celebrate the recent announcement that rap star Snoop Dogg will now be issued a visa allowing him into this fine land of ours to drop whatever it is he wants to drop regardless of its temperature, I would like to repeat a joke here that my friend Genny B told on air during the RRR Radiothon show for her program LiveWire. It is fantastic and awful but brilliant and it made me laugh til it hurt because I am a bit special sometimes.
Q. Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? More »
Immigration Dept. Keen To Drop Snoop’s Visa Like It’s Hot
9:08AM Clem Bastow | You may recall that last year, Tha D-O-double-Gizzle was due to present the MTV Australia Music Video Awards, but that the Immigration Department computer said no, and Snoop Dogg was sent on his not-so-merry way. Well, it’s a case of deja vu, doggy style (sorry, I’ll stop soon), as Snoop’s widely publicised “return” to the MTV AVMAs stage has, once more, been given the kybosh – for the time being – from those party poopin’ Doggy haterz at the Immigration Department. Peep this:
“Mr Broadus has not been granted a visa, there are further steps required beyond character assessment before a visa is granted.
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