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11:26AM Jess McGuire | Let’s face it, beloved readers. All the text message mishaps and vaguely trampy suburban housewives selling tell-alls to gossip magazines around the country couldn’t extinguish the red hot romance between Australia’s favourite faux-blonde former couple Shane and Simone Warne. More »
Shane And Simone Spotted Enjoying Sound Relief Concert In Thoroughly Romantic Manner
11:26AM Jess McGuire | Let’s face it, beloved readers. All the text message mishaps and vaguely trampy suburban housewives selling tell-alls to gossip magazines around the country couldn’t extinguish the red hot romance between Australia’s favourite faux-blonde former couple Shane and Simone Warne. More » 
Are Shane And Simone Back Together AGAIN?
11:13AM Jess McGuire | Back in September of last year when Simone Callahan used the pages of New Idea to announce to the world that not only had she and former husband Shane Warne been secretly seeing each other but they’d just broken up because Shane had – quelle surprise – texted saucy things to another woman, Defamer Australia concluded our report on the incident by saying -
Considering she’s taken Shane back, oh, we don’t know.. (counts fingers and toes…) A BILLION TIMES, we dare say this isn’t the end of the ongoing love saga between Simone Callahan and Shane Warne.
And guess what? It looks as though we may have been right. In what has turned out to be a bit of a two thousand and great for Shane Warne (new found love and respect from the Australian people, star of hit musical), it seems he and his former missus may indeed be back together.
Reports The Sunday Mail:
The sports world is abuzz with rumours Shane Warne has patched up his rift with on-off partner Simone Callahan.
Simone, have you anything to say? More » “HOWZAT?” Appeals Shane Warne To The Umpires Of Love Who Make Up The Daily Telegraph’s Readership
4:59PM Jess McGuire | The Warne text affair drama of this morning has just gotten a little more interesting, with Shane issuing a press release to the Daily Telegraph stating that ex wife Simone Callahan has been telling porkies to New Idea about their relationship break up in order to gain sympathy and, perhaps more importantly, make a pile of dosh for her paid “exclusive” to the magazine.
Says Shane – miraculously without resorting to SMS-speak – in his statement…
Unfortunately, I find it now necessary to release a statement due to Simone’s latest paid factually incorrect interview with New Idea.
Here are the facts.
- We have been divorced for over a year.
- Simone and I finally separated nearly two months ago on August 5th 2007 when we left Spain and before Simone’s planned departure with the children back to Australia. Simone did not want to release a statement because she thought it was nobody’s business but ours, and I agreed.
- We also agreed to sit the children down on my return on September 25th and let them know that we had separated, we agreed they should know before anyone else.
- We gave our relationship a go in the UK but it just wasn’t working, so we agreed amicably to go our own way.
- The only reason we separated was that we both knew it was finally over. There was no affair, nor anyone else.
- We have our own houses in Melbourne, which has been the case since we separated.
- I am looking forward to a quiet Australian summer, a little sad not to be playing cricket for the first time in 20 years but I’ll be spending plenty of time with my children and friends.
Your move, Simone. More » 
Shane Warne Caught Out Cheating On Simone Again After Yet Another Text Message Debacle
9:58AM Jess McGuire | If you’re looking for the perfect Christmas gift for Shane Warne, may we suggest some homing pigeons? Perhaps a small child willing to run long distances holding a note between their teeth for the promise of a Mars Bar? A Staffordshire terrier with the ability to bark messages in a way that almost – almost – sounds human? Because as far as communication devices go, Shane Warne and mobile phones clearly do not work well together.
Yes, Simone has left Shane again (we didn’t realise they were officially “back on” but whatevs). Why? Oh, deep in your heart, you know why… Warney’s been sprung dipping his wick in someone other than the mother of his children. And once again, the discovery of his philandering ways is due to his inability to cease acts of text message rascality.
Simone Callahan has once again split up with Shane Warne after she discovered an incriminating text message proving that the former-Test cricketer was cheating on her. New Idea magazine said that Simone found the text message while getting the children ready for school, before shooting another text message back to Warne.
Simone told the magazine that she received a text message from Warne that said: “Hey beautiful, I’m just talking to my kids, the back door’s open.”
She promptly sent a message back that said: “You loser, you sent the message to the wrong person.”
Warne confessed to the affair soon after.
As far as risque text messages go, “Hey beautiful, I’m just talking to my kids, the back door’s open.” is pretty tame, not to mention surprisingly coherent considering the sender is a man infamous for reportedly sending a sexy text telling a lady friend “I want to kick your puppy”. He’s either finally grasped predictive text (lord knows he’s had enough practice), or Simone’s cleaned up the tale for New Idea consumption. We suspect the interaction between Shane and Simone would have probably been more along the lines of…
“HAY BEWDIFL I TALKN 2MA KIDZ LOL UR BACKDOR OPEN?? MI COK MISUS U LOL TLK SOON SHANEXXXX”
“SHANE UR MSG DUN MAYK SENS IM IN DA KITCHN WIT U RITE NOW WTF I DON GEDDIT WAIT!!! HANGON DAT MSG NOT MENT 4ME??? I H8 U :’( ”
Associate editor of New Idea Sue Smethurst, whom Simone told about the affair, said that the relationship between the two was definitely over.
“The text confirmed her suspicions that Shane was having an affair,†Ms Smethurst said. “Obviously, she was devastated.” Ms Smethurst said that Simone was truly trying to make the relationship work until the latest affair, but there was no way she’d try again. “Not now, she’s given the relationship her fair share.”
Considering she’s taken Shane back, oh, we don’t know.. (counts fingers and toes…) A BILLION TIMES, we dare say this isn’t the end of the ongoing love saga between Simone Callahan and Shane Warne.
Also – Vodafone or Telstra or Optus need to cut some sort of sponsorship deal with Shane Warne. Seriously.
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