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Quentin Tarantino Enjoys Asian-Themed Cocktail In Los Feliz
8:10AM Seth | Attention Defamer operatives: You have been slacking on your PrivacyWatch duties! Today’s installment is verging on pitiful. We command you to wander the streets until you successfully spot a celebrity, then rush back to the nearest keyboard-equipped telecommunications device to breathlessly type up your dispatch. Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put “sighting” or “PrivacyWatch” in the subject line so we don’t lose them), so that everyone can read about how you Giovanni Ribisi needs Magnum condoms. More »
BFFs Cameron Diaz And Drew Barrymore Hit The Roller Derby
7:22AM Seth | PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often–the fate of the universe relies upon it! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put “sighting” or “PrivacyWatch” in the subject line so we don’t lose them) and tell everyone about the time you saw Stephen Hawking flirting shamelessly with a restaurant hostess in Pasadena. More »
The Jake And Reese Love Train Makes A Stop At Mozza
7:09AM Seth | PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often–the fate of the universe relies upon it! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put “sighting” or “PrivacyWatch” in the subject line so we don’t lose them) and tell everyone about the time you noticed Dennis Rodman manhandling a minor at Koi. More »
Bruce Willis Man Enough To Pull Off Lavender
7:20AM Seth | PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often–the fate of the universe relies upon it! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put “sighting” or “PrivacyWatch” in the subject line so we don’t lose them) and tell everyone about the time you stumbled upon Ian Ziering getting a pedicure in a Hollywood strip mall. More »
Gay Austrian In Sherman Oaks Looks Suspiciously Like Sacha Baron Cohen
7:43AM Seth | PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often–the fate of the universe relies upon it! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put “sighting” or “PrivacyWatch” in the subject line so we don’t lose them) and tell everyone about how the sound of Mickey Rourke’s loud snoring prevented you from getting any work done at the Santa Monica Public Library. More »
Don Cheadle Brightens Civilian’s Day By Cruising By Bus Stop In Rented Lexus
8:05AM Seth | PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often–the fate of the universe relies upon it! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put “sighting” or “PrivacyWatch” in the subject line so we don’t lose them) and tell everyone about the time you spotted Tara Reid having her credit card denied at Blockbuster. More »
Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong Enjoy Intimate Man Date At Cut
9:05AM Seth | PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often–the fate of the universe relies upon it! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put “sighting” or “PrivacyWatch” in the subject line so we don’t lose them) and tell everyone about the time Andy Dick asked if he could Adrian the Grenier out of you. More »
Vince Vaughn Leaves Arclight Via Parking Structure Exit
7:37AM Seth | PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often–the fate of the universe relies upon it! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put “sighting” or “PrivacyWatch” in the subject line so we don’t lose them) and tell everyone about how your spotting of Jimmy Fallon confirmed everything you always suspected about what his hair might look in person. More »
Indie Darling Jason Schwartzman “Does” Melbourne!
11:02AM Clem Bastow | Jason Schwartzman, star of the indie movie circuit and drummer for Phantom “Best Known For Being Those Guys What Done The O.C.’s Theme” Planet, is currently in Australia to promote his new flick The Darjeeling Ltd., and already he’s taken to popping up, Zelig-like, all over town.
Naturally, once we realised he was out and about, we dispatched a team of sleuths to follow him around while wearing trench coats and talking into their shoes and watches.
Our spies spotted him:
* Looking much hotter in real life!
* Having dinner at Fitzroy institution The Vegie Bar! While wearing sunglasses!
* Walking out of Vegie Bar while wearing sunglasses (but, you know, not walking out, just leaving. After his lackeys paid!)
* Being hit upon by Defamer spies at the preview screening of The Darjeeling Ltd.!
* Calling said Defamer spy “baby doll”!
And that’s about it for this particular piece of world-shaking news.
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