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	<description>Celebrity Gossip and Pop Culture from Australia and Hollywood</description>
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		<title>Drunkenness, Nakedness Sadly Not In Hugh Jackman&#8217;s Oscar Rehearsal</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 02:40:05 +0000</pubDate>
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&#183; 30-second ad spots on the final episode of ER &#8212; featuring George Clooney, Noah Wyle and Anthony Edwards &#8212; are going for the low, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Get a Full-Frontal Eyefull of GTA4&#8217;s Mr. Stubbs</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 20:35:58 +0000</pubDate>
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&#183; Can&#8217;t wait for Watchmen to glimpse some computer-generated wang? Then get a load of GTA4: Lost And Damned Mr. Stubbs. [via 1Up] &#183; If you meant to see Fireproof, Kirk Cameron&#8217;s $US33.5 million-earning firemen-and-faith movie, but never got around to it, here&#8217;s some highlights, beginning with an uplifting scene in which Kirk finally [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ever See What Happens When You Throw a Whole Roasted Chicken Inside a Crowded Pitbull Kennel?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 23:45:18 +0000</pubDate>
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&#183; We defy you to read the story of lost little Oscar No. 3453&#8212;the WALL·E of accidentally misrouted kudoware&#8212;and not get a little choked up. &#183; Little Gold Men imagines a Oscars red carpet with no stars. It&#8217;s so very sad. &#183; But not as sad [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gordon Ramsay Teaches Norm and Conan How To Make F*ck à l&#8217;Orange</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 21:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Kobe Bryant Cannot Emphasise Enough How Much He Hates Dog Shit</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 20:30:09 +0000</pubDate>
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&#183; It&#8217;s as if the makers of Crank 2 snuck into our bedroom at night, read our diary, and put every one of our sexual fantasies [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sexman Draws Line At 50 Cent Dildos</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 21:55:52 +0000</pubDate>
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&#183; Courtney Love giving some sexy side-blob. Down boys. &#183; Your first glimpses of Tron 2: Wario&#8217;s Revenge will be at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Some &#8216;Watchmen&#8217; Viral Marketing For Your Viewing Pleasure</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 23:57:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Seth</dc:creator>
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&#183; Buy your tickets now for Watchmen, then go hear Zack Snyder talk about it at the Santa Monica Apple store. Then look at this again, because it never ceases to terrify us.


&#183; Angelina Jolie is fishing for orphans off the coast of Thailand. Meanwhile, here&#8217;s the natural progression. &#183; The Top 10 Celebrity Twitterers. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jon Hamm A Hostage To His Own Blinding Attractiveness</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 21:18:17 +0000</pubDate>
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&#183; You know when someone does a funny bit, and then goes on with it so long it ceases to be funny, then continues until it actually becomes funny again? This [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How Angelina Pays For Orphans, By Country</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 21:49:26 +0000</pubDate>
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&#183; Here&#8217;s the legendary Bill Hicks&#8217;s Letterman set, introduced by his mum 16 years later. The most amazing thing? That the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rogue Shipment Of Tickle-Me-Al-Qaeda Dolls Infiltrates U.S.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 23:45:11 +0000</pubDate>
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&#183; So Eat Pray Love appears to be languishing in turnaround. We&#8217;re not really sure what that [...]]]></description>
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