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Drunkenness, Nakedness Sadly Not In Hugh Jackman’s Oscar Rehearsal
1:40PM STV | After his shameless tease earlier today, Hugh Jackman appears in a new rehearsal video pledging class, dignity and pride in his Oscar-hosting duties. Colour us crushed. [via The Hot Blog] More »
Ever See What Happens When You Throw a Whole Roasted Chicken Inside a Crowded Pitbull Kennel?
10:45AM Seth | Run, Clive, run! [The View] More »
Gordon Ramsay Teaches Norm and Conan How To Make F*ck à l’Orange
8:00AM Seth | We’re not sure what it is they’re cooking on Late Night, but it requires some extra-salty language. (Tee hee!) More »
Kobe Bryant Cannot Emphasise Enough How Much He Hates Dog Shit
7:30AM Seth | Like seriously. Can’t STAND the stuff. Sits up at night thinking about ways to eliminate the need for it altogether. That kind of thing. Dig? More »
Sexman Draws Line At 50 Cent Dildos
8:55AM Seth | Everyone’s favourite be-headgeared pop-culture commentator Sexman has just about had it with 50 Cent’s crass commercialism and molded dildos. “What’s next,” he asks, “Diapers for your little gangsta?” [via fimoculous] More »
Some ‘Watchmen’ Viral Marketing For Your Viewing Pleasure
10:57AM Seth | Buy your tickets now for Watchmen, then go hear Zack Snyder talk about it at the Santa Monica Apple store. Then look at this again, because it never ceases to terrify us. More »
Jon Hamm A Hostage To His Own Blinding Attractiveness
8:18AM Seth | We had no idea that what downed US Airways 1549 was a Canadian Goose temporarily blinded by Jon Hamm’s gorgeousness. More »
How Angelina Pays For Orphans, By Country
8:49AM Seth | If you believe this YouTube demonstrations, the way money is counted varies widely from country to country. Never insult a Turkish shopkeep by whipping out your bills in the crass American fashion again! [BitsandPieces.us] More »
