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Paris Hilton Wants to Give Us Bunions Just Like Hers

10:50AM Defamer Hollywood | Every girl wants to look like Paris Hilton. Well, probably not, but she certainly thinks they do. The – what are we calling her these days? Actress? Singer? Socialite? – is now also the “designer” of her own hideous line of shoes. With names like “Fierce” and “Hamptons,” the shoes are just another step in Hilton’s devious master plan to turn women everywhere into her. This comes not long after Paris launched her own line of hair extensions, DreamCatcher. It remains unclear who told the heiress that her own fake hair looked good, let alone encouraged her to sell a cheaper version to the public. As Tina Fey said of Hilton’s week at the SNL studio back in 2006, “You would walk down the hall and find what just looked like nasty wads of Barbie hair on the stairs… Her hair is like a Fraggle.” Certainly a ringing endorsement for her line! More »

Miss Bondi Blonde Plans Shoe Label, Enlists Paris’ Help, Has Apparently Never Heard Paul Simon’s “Diamonds On The Soles Of Her Shoes”

10:57AM Clem Bastow | You may recall – as we are aware that it was a major cultural milestone – that Paris Hilton visited Australia earlier in the year for a few promo opps including launching boutique beer Bondi Blonde and helping to choose its bikini-sporting spokesmodel, Jaime Wright. Well, Paris is continuing her post-clink good deeds spree by helping Wright hit the Hollywood big time: In October, Wright and her manager will travel to LA to meet with the famous heiress and discuss her involvement with Wright’s new venture – a shoe label named Floating On Diamonds. The pair have developed a solid friendship since their Sydney meeting, and while contracts are yet to be signed, Hilton has tentatively agreed to be the face of Wright’s 12-pair line of high heels. “Floating On Diamonds”? Clearly Wright is trying to evoke images of extreme luxury, but that name is just making us think of John McClane walking across a suite full of shattered glass in Die Hard, which is probably not quite what Miss Bondi Blonde has in mind. However we could be, and usually are, wrong, in which case, Jaime Wright and your sadomasochistic line of razor-sharp insoles: we salute you! More »