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People
Paris Hilton Gets Halloween Scare From Violent Boyfriend
3:05AM Brian Moylan | Like the Tim Curry song says, anything can happen on Halloween. Paris Hilton can get choked, Tinsley Mortimer can tape a reality show, Elton John can get sick. It’s Monday’s leftover gossip candy. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
The Erratic Driving Behaviors Of Stephanie Pratt
2:30AM Foster Kamer | Stephanie Pratt, sister to creepy blondebeard Spencer, got DUI’d. Roman Polanski got out of jail! Kinda. Mickey Rourke, mobster groupie? Penn Badgley should huff paint. Pam Anderson’s big train and Tommy Lee’s big wang. Presenting your Sunday Gossip Roundup! More »
People
1:53AM Foster Kamer | The Kardashians are richer than they should be. Michael Douglas: trying to protect his kids from cocaine. Tori Spelling’s husband’s ex-wife doesn’t suck. A celebrity was an asshole. Courtney Love and Hugo Chavez: hooking up? Sunday’s Gossip Roundup: More »
The Kardashian Family Are America’s New Economic Crisis
1:53AM Foster Kamer | The Kardashians are richer than they should be. Michael Douglas: trying to protect his kids from cocaine. Tori Spelling’s husband’s ex-wife doesn’t suck. A celebrity was an asshole. Courtney Love and Hugo Chavez: hooking up? Sunday’s Gossip Roundup: More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Are Megan Fox And Shia LaBeouf Secret Lovers?
10:13PM the cajun boy | Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf might be boning, Whitney Port has a new fake boyfriend, Britney Spears dyed her hair and is sporting a ring, Bradley Cooper put Jennifer Aniston in the friend zone and Leo DiCaprio’s shoes got stolen. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Paris Hilton’s Tainted Goods Are Back On The Market
9:29PM the cajun boy | Paris Hilton dumps her toolish boyfriend, Shia LaBeouf issues a statement to let everyone know he’s not boning his mother, Victoria Beckham’s nipples tour London, Jessica Alba is under investigation for vandalism, and Jeremy Piven preaches about mercury poisoning. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Britney Rocks Britain With Decadent Sex Parties
9:00PM the cajun boy | Britney is planning the “filthiest aftershow party” to ever hit the UK, Lady Gaga wants to bang all the Jonas Brothers at the same time, Lindsay Lohan is seeking to enter fashion as a “creative consultant,” and the Susan Boyle crazy breakdown story gets even sadder. More »
Big Screen
Wall Street Episode II: Attack Of The Loans
6:50AM Richard Lawson | Now is the perfect time to make movies about the economy, because it’s all anyone can talk about, so they must want to watch it, too. Specifically, someone should really do a Wall Street sequel. More »
HD ‘Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen’ Trailer Makes For Better-Looking Nonsense
6:03AM STV | Almost satisfied with the pirated explodeyness of last Friday’s bootlegged Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen trailer, but not so hot on the cell-phone grain corrupting Michael Bay’s $US220 million spectacle? You’re in luck! More »
Pirated ‘Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen’ Trailer Very Explodey
2:20AM Seth | You’ve already marveled at the Super Bowl teaser—now feast senses upon the full Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen trailer, surreptitiously captured by a Friday the 13th patron currently being popcornboarded at an MPAA detainment center. More »
