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J-Lo, J-Hud and Dems Playing Poker: A ‘Defamer Decides’ Round-Up

8:05AM STV | How does the slowest industry news week of the year suddenly become a busy one at Defamer? Simple: Just add a Washington bureau! However, since we entered grueling negotiations last week to bring Victoria Jackson aboard as our full-time bureau chief and ideological consultant, we’ve fallen behind on a list of essential stories coming out of this week’s Democratic National Convention. So for the sake of your political edification and our poor, congested inboxes, here’s the latest worth knowing from Denver and beyond:

Three Reasons Why We Don’t Buy The Kate Hudson And Lance Armstrong Love Story

5:20AM Molly Friedman | Only days after rumours surfaced that the on-and-off relationship between Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson had switched back to Off, the Stallion was seen preying on new anonymous blondes in New York City while lovelorn Kate was allegedly recuperating from the split. So naturally, the news that Hudson picked herself back up and found a new paramour in the fit form of one-ball wonder Lance Armstrong is slightly comforting. But after reading the details surrounding the pair’s so-called dates and blooming “romance,” we aren’t biting. The three clues in particular that leave us seated while others jump to conclusions, after the jump.