shane warne

Are Shane And Simone Back Together AGAIN?

11:13AM Jess McGuire | Back in September of last year when Simone Callahan used the pages of New Idea to announce to the world that not only had she and former husband Shane Warne been secretly seeing each other but they’d just broken up because Shane had – quelle surprise – texted saucy things to another woman, Defamer Australia concluded our report on the incident by saying - Considering she’s taken Shane back, oh, we don’t know.. (counts fingers and toes…) A BILLION TIMES, we dare say this isn’t the end of the ongoing love saga between Simone Callahan and Shane Warne. And guess what? It looks as though we may have been right. In what has turned out to be a bit of a two thousand and great for Shane Warne (new found love and respect from the Australian people, star of hit musical), it seems he and his former missus may indeed be back together. Reports The Sunday Mail: The sports world is abuzz with rumours Shane Warne has patched up his rift with on-off partner Simone Callahan. Simone, have you anything to say? More »

‘Wear R Da Hot Student Babes 4 Me Lol?’: Warney’s Big Night Out

9:54AM Clem Bastow | Just when you thought Shane Warne’s slightly tragic days of womanising were over, and it was all about wearing amazing sunglasses and playing in celebrity poker tournaments and saving orphaned kittens stuck in trees and stuff, well, I guess you were wrong. Evidently Mr Baked Beans has been out on the tiles in London – and at nothing less than a students’ hangout! Top work, Warnie! The 38-year-old sportsman enjoyed a solo night out at the exclusive Mahiki club in London’s posh Mayfair – a popular haunt with young royals and Girls Aloud members. Despite his infamous reputation as a wild ladies man, Warne left the club alone, possibly after realising he was nearly 20 years older than most of the clientele. So far so disappointing, but the best part of this whole story is the second photo The Daily Mail have included in the story:The caption reads “Shane Warne ignores the pretty young females outside the club“, but I think the look on Shane’s face says something more like “Don’t look at their bums, don’t look at their bums, don’t look at their bums… Oh Jesus, I accidentally looked at her bosom… Okay, focus, focus, look at that interesting building across the street… Just keep moving…” Shane Warne, Defamer Australia salutes you! And then asks you where you’ve been and who you’ve been out with at this time of the morning, and tells you your dinner is cold and sitting in the oven and you can sleep on the couch tonight. More »

Warney Wants To Take You To A Gay Bar, Gay Bar, Gay Bar!

10:38AM Jess McGuire | It seems our Aussie cricketers know who to turn to when they want to have a jolly old knees up – it’s former champ and living proof of the Spanish Flea-esque powers of a suitably raunchy text message, Mr Shane Warne! The Herald Sun reports today that members of the Australian cricket team decided to kick their heels up after their loss to Pakistan with a night on the town with Warney, and where did he take them? Why, a “gay-friendly” venue, of course. They may have lost to India but that didn’t stop the Australian cricketers from letting their hair down at a most unlikely Prahran nightspot on Sunday night. Led by their former champion teammate Shane Warne, they celebrated long and hard at gay-friendly Love Machine. Among the players partying were big stars Brett Lee, Michael Clarke, Adam Gilchrist,and Andrew Symonds. “I didn’t realise it was a gay night,” Warne was heard joking when the cricketers arrived. LOLOLOLOLOL GUD ONE SHANE!!1! We’d suggest that taking their post-game celebrations to a rainbow flavoured nightspot may have been a wise choice by the Aussie cricketers, considering Shane Warne’s colourful history with assorted ladies whilst out on the prowl (and the seemingly endless parade of tell alls to New Idea said encounters inspire) but the man has proven time and time again that physical distance need not be a problem when one has their trusty mobile phone in the palm of their hand, and a burning desire to “kick” someone’s “puppy”. More »

Pamela Anderson Brings Her Dysfunctional Marriage Down Under

9:47AM Jess McGuire | Pam Anderson and husband Rick Salomon are due on our sunny shores any moment now, with the pair apparently deciding the couple that gambles together stays together. (”Not so!” – Ben Affleck & Jennifer Lopez). Actually, it would seem gambling is what ignited their love in the first place! From news.com.au – The on-again-off-again couple’s people contacted Crown this week requesting a berth in the Aussie Millions Poker Championship be reserved for card shark Salomon. Salomon is said to be a definite starter in the tournament, with an appearance fee being negotiated yesterday to bring Anderson out. … The tournament’s main event starts on Monday, with many local and overseas stars including Michael Vartan, Jennifer Tilly, Shannon Elizabeth, Shane Warne, Mark Philippoussis and Joe Hachem forking out $10,000 for a shot at the $10 million prize pool. Anderson said last year that she and Salomon – the ex-hubby of actor Shannen Doherty and Paris Hilton’s sex tape co-star – took their 17-year friendship to the next level during a poker game. “I left the table and my driver played in my place,” she said. Anderson said she returned to find herself more than $280,000 “in the hole to Rick”. (bites tongue) “Rick, being the gentleman, said he would wipe my debt if I gave him a kiss, so I have to thank Vegas for our relationship switching gears,” Anderson said. The couple wed in the casino capital in October. We look forward to hearing/making up delicious gossip regarding card shark celebs from Monday onwards. We dare say the odds of Shane Warne having a crack at Pammy are rather good. More »