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Haters Trying To Hate On Sexy Female Sex Pill

3:09AM Hamilton Nolan | Sexy scientists say that they have, for real, no playing, discovered a drug that boosts female sexual desire. Everything is better now! But who’s that trying to throw salt in your female sex drug game? Haterz! More »
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Are Your Clothes Hangers Sufficiently Sexual?

8:57AM Hamilton Nolan | You know what you don’t see so much any more? These. [Copyranter]
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Fake Trends Morph Into Old Person Sex Thing

8:47AM Hamilton Nolan | Here is how fake trends turn into troubling fake trends: Wooed into masculine complacency by male body lotion ads, men become metrotextual and start signing their text messages with “kisses”. Next thing you know, grandpa’s sexting. More »
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Get Married, Do Chores, Get Laid Rarely

2:31AM Hamilton Nolan | A new study by love scientists says that married couples that do more housework together have more sex. But! Not so fast, horny chore boy. More »
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Nudes Running The Streets Of Williamsburg

2:33AM Hamilton Nolan | First there was the nude guy at the taco truck. Now there’s another nude guy running the Williamsburg streets in broad daylight, for laffs. We thought you should know. More »
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Could Sexxxy Nudes Help PETA?

7:27AM Hamilton Nolan | I wonder what would happen if PETA made a commercial with Pamela Anderson looking sexxxy and other sexxxy nude people? We may never know. [Adrants]