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‘Best Poster Ad Ever’ Just A Lady In A Bra
11:24PM Hamilton Nolan | Sometimes the advertising industry can really surprise you. But not most of the time. The “Outdoor Hall of Fame” has held a big contest and finally declared that this sexxxy lady in a bra is the best poster ad ever. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
KFC Renting Coed Buttocks, Cheap
6:54AM Hamilton Nolan | KFC will pay university girls $US500 to walk around campus wearing pants that bear the “Double Down” logo on the arse. Girls who dine too frequently at KFC are presumably not the desired models. [via Adfreak]
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Attractive Man No Match For Attractive Price
2:34AM Hamilton Nolan | Oh ho: How much do you really like that attractive man in the Old Spice ads? Yes, Isaiah Mustafa’s 12 billion-ad onslaught did boost sales. But further review shows you only loved him for his coupon! More »
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NSFW: ‘Sex Sells’ Concept Reaches Lowest Possible Intellectual Level
8:11AM Hamilton Nolan | Wanna sell Xboxes? Here’s a girl with a nice arse, on the YouTube, playing the Xbox. Virally! This marketing concept could also work for, you know, anything. Everything the jihadists say about us is true. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Condom Featured Illogically
4:45AM Hamilton Nolan | This Russian billboard shows four tyres and a condom, and reads, “A complete set of the road rubber.” It is presumably meant to advertise tyres. Do you get it? I don’t get it. More »
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Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
2:24AM Hamilton Nolan | If you’re an American, Burger King offers you The Subservient Chicken: Some dude in a chicken outfit who does what you say. If you’re British, BK offers you The Subservient Shower Girl. Her turn-ons: Voyeurs, and guys with Whopper bellies! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
American Apparel My Butt
3:12AM Hamilton Nolan | American Apparel ads raise unimportant questions: Can they get banned in the UK again, on purpose? Are buttocks economically superior to c—ksuckers? And why are these fishnetty things everywhere now? Don’t neglect your local sex shop. [Copyranter. Click to enlarge]
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Do Not Look At This Ad, Perv
5:08AM Hamilton Nolan | The little white letters in this photo are advertising the 28th Biennale of Graphic Art, in Slovenia. So uh, what’s that shape in the background, then? NSFW, is what it is, so do not click through to find out. More »
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