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Violent Mark Wahlberg Kicks Dogs, ‘W.’ Out of His Way at Multiplex

1:30AM STV | Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your one and only guide to everything new, noteworthy and potentially noxious at the movies. This week sees Oliver Stone officially establish the land-speed record for producing an Oscar contender, joined by skull-cracking Mark Wahlberg, sex-driving Seth Green and our diva-coloured underdog. As always, someone’s gotta lose; we’ll call our shot there, too, along with cherry-picking through a new crop of DVD’s. As always, our opinions are our own, but we have little doubt they would look great on you. Try them on after the jump. More »

A Lesson In Shia LaBeouf Smack Talk, Taught by Professors Seth Green and Clark Duke

8:00AM Kyle Buchanan | Though Shia LaBeouf is still recovering from wounds both real and imaginary, none are too fresh to stop actors Seth Green and Clark Duke from landing a few blows of their own. The Defamer-loving duo spoke to MTV while promoting their new comedy Sex Drive, and when they learned that LaBeouf had shamed their interviewer into carrying a bulky folder, the actors let fly with a volley of neverending LaBeouf insults that would put any “yo mama” contest to shame. Don’t listen to ‘em, Shia: plug your ears, pop in a VHS of Porky’s II: The Next Day, and have a stiff drink (or five). [MTV] More »

Is Barbara Walters Macaulay Culkin’s ‘Constant’?

11:05AM Mark Graham | The answer is probably no, but that didn’t stop Seth Green from stumping Barbara Walters with what will surely go down as one of the slyest Lost resets you’ll ever see worked into a talk show appearance. Also? We sincerely hope that someone breaks out the webcam when Elisabeth Hasselbeck gets around to watching Party Monster. That would make for the mother of all YouTube reaction videos. [The View] Speaking of former child stars, looks like Family Ties replacement kid Brian Bonsall has fallen on some tough times. [People] The Daily Show, whose track record for promoting female talent makes Lorne Michaels look like Helen Gurley Brown, is about to lose what little amount of female talent they have on staff. Emmy winner Rachel Axler, the only female writer they had on staff, will be making her way to the greener pastures of network TV as a writer for that Office spin-off that isn’t really a spin-off. [Videogum] Character actor extraordinaire Larry Miller walks through some of his most memorable “Hey, It’s That Guy” roles with The Onion’s A/V Club. [A/V Club] I guess we can cross Claire Danes off the list of potential guest stars for the next season of Entourage. After all, we all know how much Johnny Drama hates top talls. [Best Week Ever] More »

‘Bulimic Coke Whore’ Janice Dickinson Sure Loves Her Popcorn

6:30AM Mark Graham | PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week (depending on volume), so send them in early and often—without them, global warming will surely accelerate at an even faster rate! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put “sighting” or “PrivacyWatch” in the subject line so we don’t lose them) and tell everyone about the time you watched Janice Dickinson eat two buckets of popcorn during the course of just one movie. More »