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Vice Sells Out Un-Ironically

11:35PM Hamilton Nolan | The indie Vice Magazine is trying to be the coolest magazine in the world and, simultaneously, the biggest bunch of sellouts ever to walk the streets of Williamsburg, in an effort to see if it’s actually possible to bend over backwards far enough to give a blowjob to oneself. More »
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Chuck Exists Only To Sell Subway Sandwiches

6:33AM Hamilton Nolan | Last month TV comedy Chuck had that Subway sandwich product placement that was so laughably flagrant we thought, “This will surely hurt the credibility of ‘Chuck!’” How young and naive we were. Turns out that that Subway deal is literally the only reason that Chuck still exists: More »