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People
Jessica Simpson And The Tale Of The Dead Bitch
7:51PM Andrew Belonsky | Jessica Simpson hopes a coyote returns her dog. Bill hoped that Hillary would be Al’s vice-president. And Jude Law’s baby-mama hopes to make a buck. Good morning, and welcome to today’s Gossip Roundup! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Leighton Meester Causes A Scene In The Hamptons
10:19PM the cajun boy | Leighton Meester acts obnoxiously in a fancy restaurant, Shania Twain is an Idol judge, Erin Andrews gets dirty for GQ, Madonna turns 51, Sean Penn’s marriage is officially over and the hunt for Lady Gaga’s peen continues. More »
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As Exciting As Stroller Set Gossip Gets
1:26AM Brian Moylan | Amy Sohn’s new book, Prospect Park West, sure does have some some hot dish: Sean Penn’s bad in bed, Robert Downey Jr. cheats, and Kate Hudson is an evil bitch…in her mind. The celebs don’t care, but the New York Post does! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Farrah Fawcett Accepts Proposal From Ryan O’Neal
10:09PM the cajun boy | Farrah finally agrees to marry Ryan before she dies, FHM names Megan Fox the hottest woman in the universe, Paris Hilton finds a new animal to ride and Jake and Reese dress up alike. More »
People
Did A Blind Item Prophesy Sean Penn’s Sabbatical?
1:14AM Richard Lawson | Sean Penn has pulled out of two films, Variety reports today. While he’s saying he needs the time to work on his (continually) troubled marriage to Robin Wright, a blind item last week is fueling speculation that it’s drug-related. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Brad And Angelina Are The Best Actors In All Of Cannes
9:55PM the cajun boy | The Sun claims that Brad and Angelina are on the rocks and they’re just pretending to love each other, Ed Westwick and Jessica Szhor partied together last night, a Gossip Girl spinoff is definitely in the works, and Patrick Swayze poses for a photo so everyone knows he’s still alive. More »
Big Screen
Sean Penn’s Addition To Stooges Movie Doesn’t Make It Oscar Bait
6:33AM Richard | Sean Penn will play Larry, alongside Jim Carrey as Curly and Benicio del Toro in the Farrelly brothers’ Three Stooges movie. While some had assumed/hoped this would be a classy biopic, it’s not. Just slapstick. More »
Big Screen
Sean Penn Wanted To Be Cut From Film Because He Loves Iran So
4:00AM Richard | Sean Penn is in bed with the ayatollahs, as everyone, but especially the New York Post, knows. He loves evil Iranians so much that he had himself cut from a movie which depicted them negatively. More »
Big Screen
9:53AM Jess McGuire | I know our US counterparts lovingly live-blogged yesterday/last night’s Oscars ceremony for you all, thus ensuring I felt impotent all day long, but there were a couple of things I wanted to say about the show.
· I. Love. Hugh. Jackman. And how nice to hear an Australian accent! (glares at Melissa George)
· Now I’ve been informed by most people I know that the musical numbers made the ceremony appear like the entertainment deck of a cruise ship and therefore should be mocked without mercy… but I loved it. Truly. When Hugh announced the arrival of the Craigslist Dancers in the opening number, I lost my shizz. And the whole “The Reader! I haven’t seen The Reader” sci-fi robot dance had me on the floor. Maybe I need to get into the musical theatre scene?
· Although things got a bit surreal when Hugh Jackman and Beyonce began singing songs from Grease. More »
Just A Quick Note About Last Night’s Oscars…
9:53AM Jess McGuire | I know our US counterparts lovingly live-blogged yesterday/last night’s Oscars ceremony for you all, thus ensuring I felt impotent all day long, but there were a couple of things I wanted to say about the show.
· I. Love. Hugh. Jackman. And how nice to hear an Australian accent! (glares at Melissa George)
· Now I’ve been informed by most people I know that the musical numbers made the ceremony appear like the entertainment deck of a cruise ship and therefore should be mocked without mercy… but I loved it. Truly. When Hugh announced the arrival of the Craigslist Dancers in the opening number, I lost my shizz. And the whole “The Reader! I haven’t seen The Reader” sci-fi robot dance had me on the floor. Maybe I need to get into the musical theatre scene?
· Although things got a bit surreal when Hugh Jackman and Beyonce began singing songs from Grease. More » 
