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Flotsam & Jetsam

Don’t You Know Black Guys Control All The Banks And Media?

2:49AM John Cook | Rush Limbaugh unleashed an exquisite blast of paranoia on Fox News show last night, predicting that newspapers, television networks, and radio networks will all go bankrupt (true), at which point Obama will personally take them over (crazy). More »

VMA Killjoy Jordin Sparks Brings Less-Than-Helpful Chastity Tips to Talk-Show Circuit

7:33AM STV | Bravely taking her pro-abstinence, purity-ring-rocking message to the Fox News flock, Jordin Sparks spent a few minutes last night explaining her recent outburst against oversexed Video Music Awards host Russell Brand. The difference between a “non-virgin” and “slut” remains foggy, but, at the very least, Sparks’s convictions are burnished here to the fine Murdochian glow that so eluded the MTV class last weekend. The same cannot be said for her remarks on the subject of temptation (”I’m not saying I’m perfect by any means!”), from which conservative firebrand and noted hymen-defence expert Sean Hannity was later forced to rescue her with that metaphorical bucket of ice water known around the Fox offices as “a commercial break.” [Fox News] More »