sean connery

New Book Dives Inside Actors’ Trousers To Reveal The ‘Donkey’d,’ The Perv And The ‘Biggest Ever Seen’

2:00AM Molly Friedman | Like it or not, nerd-turned-comedy-mogul Judd Apatow has tapped the fleshy centre of the zeitgeist once again by unleashing Jason Segel’s manhood unto the world. And now, it looks like there’s a very hard hardcover release to look forward to in which Hollywood’s most legendary male assets are celebrated and outed — and we’re not talking shockers like Milton Berle. Among the nuggets revealed in Hollywood Babylon: It’s Back include the actor that’s been called “donkey’d” by his female co-stars, the 1950s poster boy’s package was well-known in the prepubescent boy community, and who once posed nude for artists, earning himself the whisper, “It was the biggest I’ve ever seen. It made me drop my charcoal pencil.” More »

Sean Connery Held in Contempt by Judge: ‘You’re Annoying’

10:30AM Defamer Hollywood | Sean Connery isn’t just a smooth and dashing Scot, he’s also a compulsively litigious thorn in the side of New York State Supreme Court Justice Marcy Friedman. It seems the septuagenarian is engaged in an endless game of “Suit, Countersuit” with his neighbour, in an enmity-charged relationship not seen since Bond thwarted Dr. No. Appropriately, his neighbour’s name is Mr. Sultan: The legal dispute between Sean Connery and his downstairs neighbors has a fed-up judge telling both sides to cool it. More »

Oil On Connery On Canvas

7:25AM Defamer Hollywood | A portrait of a nearly nude Sir Sean Connery, painted when the actor was an artist’s model in his early 20s, has gone on display at the City Arts Centre in Edinburgh. Thrown in for good measure is one of his skimpy-swimsuit bodybuilding photos, in which the hirsute Scottsman appears to be packing a Walther PPK. [Daily Mail] More »

Sean Connery Politely Explains Why He’s Too Old For This ‘Indy 4′ Shit

4:27AM Defamer Hollywood | IndianaJones.com is currently boasting some big cast gets for Indy 4, the wildly anticipated summer ‘08 release which promises to do for arthritic archaeo-adventurers what Rocky Balboa did for steroid-abusing former heavyweight champions – i.e., show ‘em that Hollywood has no problem employing the elderly if they sense there’s some money to be made. Among the announced actors are Cate Blanchett, John Hurt, and Biggest Star in The World For Two Heady Weeks in April Shia LaBeouf. Sadly, however, an official statement penned by Professor Henry Jones himself, aka Sean Connery, informs us that the series’ fourth installment will contain none of The Last Crusade’s snappy father-son banter: “I get asked the question so often, I thought it best to make an announcement. I thought long and hard about it and if anything could have pulled me out of retirement it would have been an Indiana Jones film. I love working with Steven and George, and it goes without saying that it is an honour to have Harrison as my son.” More »