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Haters Trying To Hate On Sexy Female Sex Pill

3:09AM Hamilton Nolan | Sexy scientists say that they have, for real, no playing, discovered a drug that boosts female sexual desire. Everything is better now! But who’s that trying to throw salt in your female sex drug game? Haterz! More »
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If You Want To Lose Weight, Have A Baby

3:57AM Hamilton Nolan | Fat: the silent menace of new mums and just plain fat people alike. Scientists now tell us that you must either have a small human suckle the fat off your body, or cut your own gut open, to slim down. More »
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Dudes With Fancy Water Bottles Have The Hardest Penii

3:54AM Hamilton Nolan | Hippie yupsters have always been like, “I don’t use plastic water bottles cause their chemicals cause cancer”, or whatever and we just laugh at them, but it turns out those people are the ones with the best erections. More »
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Get Married, Do Chores, Get Laid Rarely

2:31AM Hamilton Nolan | A new study by love scientists says that married couples that do more housework together have more sex. But! Not so fast, horny chore boy. More »
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Weird Science

5:44PM Andrew Belonsky | Scientists have developed a “Marilyn Monroe” gene that makes female fruit flies overwhelmingly alluring. Useful…
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Cougars On Top

9:13PM Andrew Belonsky | Popular culture may tire of them, but cougars are here to stay. Sociologists said so!
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This Pill Makes Hollywood Men Go Soft

9:15PM Andrew Belonsky | Need to scientifically explain Zac Efron’s popularity? Blame birth control. Researchers found that women on the pill are more attracted to “wimpy” men, which explains the decline of the masculine leading man. Damn you, pill! Damn you! [Daily Mail]
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Depressed? Anxious? Internet Addiction Could Be For You!

7:56AM Andrew Belonsky | We always thought that just nerds were felled by the 21st century’s most over-hyped ailment: internet addiction. We were wrong. Some smarty pants scientists have crunched the numbers and figured out exactly who falls prey to the World Wide Web. More »
Big Screen

On Mankind’s Love For The Undead

7:00PM Andrew Belonsky | Woody Harrelson recently took some time from banging his bongos to make a big Hollywood movie. It’s called Zombieland and deals with the undead, a tried and true cinematic draw. Should we be worried? And what of the soul’s role? More »