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Mercedes Corby Was Paid HOW MUCH To Strip Off?

11:05AM Jess McGuire | When photos first emerged of Mercedes Corby’s spread (so to speak) for lads magazine Ralph, Defamer Australia decided to focus mostly on the pre-photo shoot wisdom of sister Schapelle. I do hope you’re all remembering to spend some time each morning standing in front of the mirror and repeating the inspiring mantra “Get a tan! Just be confident!” over and over until you’re sufficiently pumped for the day, by they way. But now, albeit reluctantly, I must actually focus on the Mercedes part of the whole story, because the Daily Telegraph have reported how much she was paid to strip off. While some might cruelly suggest Mercedes looked more like one of People magazine’s Home Girls and therefore her time as a glamour model probably warranted a payment of $50 and a meat pie, the folks at Ralph would be forced to disagree with you… BECAUSE GUESS HOW MUCH THEY PAID HER? More »

Schapelle Corby Is The New Anthony Robbins

11:36AM Jess McGuire | Sometimes in this life, one is lucky enough to encounter a nugget of wisdom so profound, so utterly life altering, that your fleeting existence on this planet is never the same. So I am thrilled to tell you that not only was I truly blessed this morning when I opened up my paper and copped an eyeful of Today Tonight nemesis Mercedes Corby in a swimsuit, but the article accompanying the pants-razzing image contained incredibly moving advice given to Mercedes before the photo shoot by her incarcerated sister (and member of the Bali Smuggles Massive) Schapelle. Brace yourselves… Having laid low for the past six months following her multi-million dollar defamation payout from Channel 7, the Bali-based 33-year-old made a secret visit to Australia last month with her mum Rosalie Rose after Schapelle, who was a beauty school student, told her to do the revealing interview. It’s coming! It’s coming! More »

Learning How To Take Drugs With Mercedes Corby & Friends!

9:52AM Clem Bastow | With such an excellent cast of bogans characters, it’s not surprising that Mercedes “Bong Smoking Sister Of Schapelle” Corby’s defamation trial (versus Channel Seven) will be ripe with choice quotes. Well, the latest is a faintly hilarious “Taking Drugs 101″ lesson between Corby’s estranged pal Jodie Power’s friend Dana Richie and Corby’s QC. Asked by Stuart Littlemore QC, for Ms Corby, how she recalled Ms Corby taking the amphetamines, Richie said: “Through the nose and through a tube from the line.” Off what surface, Mr Littlemore asked, the carpet? “Obviously not, because you wouldn’t be able to get the particles out of a carpet,” Ms Richie, 37, said via videolink from Bendigo, Victoria. Yeah, der fred, Mr Littlemore, get with the program! Next you’ll be suggesting snorting it off a dunny seat that’s been sprayed with WD-40! Gosh! The trial continues – and I’m looking forward to the next edition of adults only Play School. More »

When ‘Psychopathic’ Just Becomes Plain Ol’ Adorable

2:20PM Jess McGuire | The other day we were so thrilled to see photos of Renae Lawrence and Schapelle Corby getting on like the proverbial big house on fire. The longer we started at the pictures, the more we found ourselves quietly humming a certain anthem by Bad English. Sometimes I wonder How I’d ever make it through Through this world without having you I just wouldn’t have a clue Cause sometime it seems Like this world’s closing in on me And there’s no way of breaking free And then I see you reach for me Sometimes I wanna give up, wanna give in, I wanna quit the fight, and then I see you baby, And everything’s alright, everything’s alright When I see you smile, I can face the world, ohhh You know I can do anything When I see you smile, I see a ray of light ooh I see it shining right through the rain When I see you smile, baby when I see you smile at me Oh yeah Baby there’s nothing in this world That could ever do, What the touch of your hand can do It’s like nothing that I ever knew, hey And when then rain is falling, I can feel it, cause you’re here with me now I wanna look at ya baby It’s all I’ll ever need, It’s all I’ll ever need When I see you smile, I can face the world ooh You know I can do anything When I see you smile, I see a ray of light ooh I see it shining right through the rain When I see you smile, baby, baby when I see you smile at me Sometimes I wanna give up, I wanna give in, I wanna quit the fight Then one look at ya baby And everything’s alright, Hey, everything’s alright So right When I see you smile, I can face the world ooh You know I can do anything, yeah When I see you smile, I see a ray of light ooh I see it shining right through the rain, yeah When I see you smile, yeah I can face the world, ooh You know I can do anything When I see you smile, oh yeah, Baby when I see you, smile Smile at me More »