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Flotsam & Jetsam
French Convict The Church Of Scientology Of Fraud, Almost Ban It
10:53PM Ephraim Gadsby | The haughty, stubbornly secular French have convicted the Church of Scientology of fraud. Just for pressuring two women to pay tens of thousands of dollars for spurious Scientological products and services! Victimisation of religion says this oily spokesman. More »
Small Screen
Letterman Had Human Emotions, Relationships
1:03AM Hamilton Nolan | Will David Letterman ever live down the shame of being the first American to sleep with someone at work? Let’s hope not! Sexxxy Letterman revelations this morning: Another fling, pictured! Dave’s alleged Halderman hate rage! And, what will happen tonight?!? More »
Small Screen
Fox Rains On The SYTYCD On-Air Vagina Parade
6:34AM Brian Moylan | Looks like Rupert Murdoch isn’t going to have to open up his gargantuan wallet to pay off the FCC because of a So You Think You Can Dance vagina slip. Why? Well, there was no vagina. More »
People
Michael Jackson Had Unrequited Love For Hitler’s Oral
1:40PM Andrew Belonsky | The steaming pile of bullshit news surrounding late pop-star Michael Jackson continues to ooze out of every single one of society’s pores. Today’s tale? He loved Adolf Hitler. A lot! More »
People
Ashlee Dupree, Fashion Model
4:16PM Andrew Belonsky | Out with the whore, in with the new, for Ashlee Dupree, most known for hookering it up with Eliot Spitzer, apparently hit the runway this week at Bahar Shahpar’s show yesterday. You go, call girl!
People
Twitter Abandoned In Tila Tequila Merriman War
2:55PM Andrew Belonsky | Oh, good! Tila Tequila took our advice. After using her virtual power to slam Shawn Merriman, whom she accused of choking her, Tequila’s abandoning one of her many internet platforms and letting a professional do the dirty, image-saving work. More »
Online
Facebook: Making Lives And Breaking Lives
6:10PM Andrew Belonsky | There comes a time when our virtual idols, like Facebook, take on a God-like quality. Such is the case in two separate, but ultimately connected, incidents. One saved lives. The other destroyed one. More »
Print
Berlusconi To Sue Every European Newspaper He Doesn’t Own
1:07AM Pareene | Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi is suing a left-wing newspaper in Italy, along with papers in France and Spain, and he’s looking into a couple in Britain. Why? Because they keep asking him slanderous questions about his ridiculous private life! More »
Small Screen
Jasmine Fiore’s Car Shows Struggle
5:20PM Andrew Belonsky | We have to give murdered model Jasmine Fiore a posthumous “You go girl!” Cops found her abandoned car and say the inside shows signs of a definite struggle. The inside’s covered with blood that looks “like finger-painting.” [Baker City Herald]
Flotsam & Jetsam
