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Girls Aloud’s Lesbian Shocker!
9:38AM Clem Bastow | Well, it’s not really lesbotic, nor is it really shocking, we’ve just always wanted to use that headline (see also perennial favourite, “My Drug Hell”) and this was as good a chance as we’d ever get.
Evidently Sarah Harding and Nicola Roberts from Girls Aloud, snapped heading home after a large night, really enjoy each other’s company, if the following coverage from the Mail is anything to go by:
Along with bandmate Cheryl Cole, the pair had attended Kimberley Walsh’s sister’s 21st birthday party in Mayfair.
However after the celebrations Sarah and Nicola were driven away laughing and holding each other in a warm embrace.
A “warm embrace”? My, it’s getting hot in here! Is it just us, or is the Mail harbouring some secret Harlequin Mills & Boon Black Label fantasies about these two? Next thing you know they’ll be caressing each others’ secret jewels and crying out in pleasure, and all those other things that people in bodice-rippers seem to do.
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Sarah Girls Aloud Swears She’s Not A “Pisshead” Anymore, We Feel Strangely Wistful For The Good Old Days
11:18AM Clem Bastow | Girls Aloud’s party girl Sarah Harding has told Bizarre that her wild-boozing days are over, confessing to our girl Victoria Newton that she doesn’t want to be known as “a slapper or a pisshead”.
Harding also tries to blame some of her less flattering paparazzi photos (i.e. looking WAAAAAASTED) on the effects of being “hosed down”* by snappers.
She says: “I can’t say I’m not a binge drinker. I do go out and drink and get photographed but I’m not always as wasted as people think. Sometimes I’m blinking because of all the camera flashes going off.”
Jeez, Girls Aloud can’t let all their drunken, toilet-attendent-slapping, dodgy-bloke-choosing antics slip away from them; it’s rare to find a pop outfit these days who can combine entertaining off-duty antics with really good music!
* “hosing down” is not just a Ghostbusters reference, it’s also pap-speak for the act of stunning and confusing a celeb with rapid and repeated camera flashes. They’re a civilised bunch, aren’t they?
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