10:10AM Molly Friedman | Just when things seemed to be coming up roses for Lindsay Lohan, none other than (surprise!)
Mother of the Century Dina has jumped on the chance to turn two otherwise non-items into full-out scandals reminiscent of Lohan’s
cokepants days. First, reports surfaced that her
cigarette- and
hickey-delivery girl Sam Ronson refused to play vocally challenged Ali Lohan’s new single at a DJ’ing gig last week because she felt the song was
“really bad.” Not exactly breaking news, right? Thanks to Dina and Living Lohan, we already know
anything Ali squeaks out won’t turn her into the next Whitney Houston (or even the next Lindsay). Then, over the weekend,
TMZ reported that Lohan and Ronson were victims of a hit-and-run bicyclist while taking an innocent walk home after a night out in New York, ending with Lohan in the hospital. And so what? It’s not like Lohan was the hitter-and-runner, and any hospital stay without the phrases “asthma attack” or “fainting spell” attached to it is fine by us. But courtesy of both Michael Lohan and Dina’s consistently yapping mouths, we will know have the pleasure of associating both stories with the phrase, “bull doodie”:
