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Lindsay Lohan And Donatella Versace, Separated At Birth
1:52AM Brian Moylan | Everyone is freaking out because Lohan and Versace look exactly the same. Also, Nicole Ritchie’s baby appears, Kate is plus eight nightmares, and Hulk Hogan’s suicide. Welcome to Wednesday’s gossip gems! More »
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Padma Lakshmi Still Haunting Salman Rushdie’s Dreams
1:45AM John Cook | According to Page Six, Salman Rushdie’s ex-girlfriend says he’s “cowardly, dysfunctional, and immature” and won’t stop talking about Padma Lakshmi, the one that got away. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Bronson Pinchot Thinks Tom Cruise Is Weird
11:41PM Hunter Walker | Onetime TV star Bronson Pinchot has some bad not-so-nice things to say about Tom Cruise. Fate will bring Octomom and Jon Gosselin together. Salman Rushdie is still pining for Padma. Presenting your Tuesday Gossip Roundup! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
The Exceeding Exhaustion Of Susan Boyle
1:30AM Foster Kamer | Susan Boyle’s “exhausted” again, Dustin Lance Black’s sorry, Prince Harry’s dating a floozy, and Salman Rushdie’s a third boob. Oh, and: Ron Burkle and whores. Here’s your Sunday gossip roundup: More »
Celebrity Likeness Of The Day
4:14PM Jess McGuire | Alright, we’re not the types to begin propagating conspiracy theories for our own amusement (despite what we’ve publicly admitted in the past), but after checking news.com.au just then, we’re forced to ask whether anyone has actually ever seen Salman Rushdie and punch-on enthusiast Mark Latham in the same room.
Seriously? Have you?
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