1:54PM Jess McGuire | If you still can’t get enough of the Andrew O’Keefe-likes-a-drink-or-three scandal that has some folks in the media (Herald Sun, Channel Nine) up in arms but the rest of us thinking “Is that it? Really?”, then you may like to check out the most painful piece of writing I’ve come across in a long time.
It’s Herald Sun columnist Sally Morrell’s latest paragraph-happy piece, and it’s A-OK (themed).
Andrew O’Keefe shouldn’t worry about his drunken antics being publicised, nor should Seven.
These days it’s a non-issue or the punters even expect it.
I have a message for Andrew O’Keefe, lying dead drunk in a South Yarra gutter.
Don’t freak, Andrew, no one really cares.
Or put it this way. Worry heaps, Andrew, because no one honestly cares.
Obviously Sally Morrell has never met an Enter key she didn’t like. Also, do you see what she did there? No one cares about Andrew’s drinking which is a good thing for Andrew, but because no one cares about Andrew’s drinking,
society is doomed.
It continues:
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