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Flotsam & Jetsam
Jennifer Aniston Must Compete With Gerard Butler’s War Pug
1:15AM Foster Kamer | Jennifer Aniston: now eliciting tabloid sympathy. Scott Rudin: still a dick, but a funny one who hates his mother. Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart: prisoners of the vampire kingdom, which needs to go. Winehouse: mess-y. Presenting your Monday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
People
Demi Moore And Rumer Willis Cavort With Male Strippers In Vegas
9:29PM the cajun boy | Demi and Rumer enjoy some male stripper action, Jessica Simpson angles for an American Idol gig, the fate of Michael Jackson’s corpse remains a creepy mystery, Lady Gaga abuses men, Britney sports a new bikini, and Hugh Grant contemplates retirement. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Can Harry Potter’s Magic Cure His Co-Star’s Swine Flu?
1:00AM Foster Kamer | Karl Lagerfeld was told to STFU by Heidi Klum’s people. Courtney Love trashed a hotel room. Harry Potter cast members got Swine Flu! Presenting your Gossip Roundup! More »
9:00AM Seth | RumerWatch. Whore star Rumer Willis gets more work! She’s been cast in an episode of Lifetime’s Army Wives set to air October 12, in which she’ll play “the wife of a soldier who has been injured in Iraq.” Congratulations, Rumer Willis! [TV Guide] More »
‘Whore’ The ‘Citizen Kane’ Of Streetwalker Movies Starring Megan Fox And Rumer Willis
7:00AM Seth | There are those for whom the title Whore means one film and one alone: Ken Russell’s fearless exploration of the oldest profession, in which Richard Gere never arrives to sweep a gold-hearted streetwalker off her feet. But that was 1991, a whole generation ago, and few who show up to 2008’s Whore are likely to even recall the original, much less force a comparison. Written, directed, produced, edited and color-timed by Thomas Dekker—yes, that Thomas Dekker, of John Connor-in-primetime fame and The Sashay Chante Chronicles—it features Megan Fox, Rumer Willis, and Ron Jeremy in a movie about a “large group of teens living on the streets of Hollywood and selling their bodies to stay alive.” We present for you the key art, the arresting image of a bitch who had to be choked, presumably by uncredited cameo Wayne Brady. More »
Schoolyard Chants Of ‘Rumer, Rumer, Big Hairy Tumor’ Reveal Ugly Side Of Eccentric Celebrity Baby-Naming
3:25AM Seth | ]As if second-generation Hollywood underdog Rumer Willis doesn’t have enough to contend with living in the long shadows of her dazzlingly successful biological parents and a stepfather three years her junior, there’s also those little life-obstacles thrown at her that could have just as easily been avoided. To wit: her name, one of the earliest and most egregious examples of the eccentric-celebrity-baby-naming trend that gripped the industry in the ’90s and has yet to show any signs of letting up. We point as evidence towards such recent additions to the Weird Celebrity Baby-Name Registry as Sunday Kidman-Urban, Honour Alba-Warren, Birdie Phillipps (daughter of Freaks and Geeks star Busy), and the unabashedly onomatopoeic Phlbbbbbbfffft Simpson, the not-yet-born offspring of mother Ashlee. From Page Six: More »Shockingly, Rumer Willis Fails To Seduce Chace Crawford
5:20AM Molly Friedman | When a girl’s starting to doubt her sex appeal, after a foray into acting that has thus far earned her parts as a back brace-wearing nerd and the part of “Smoking Girl” in something called Whore, there is no better way to regain confidence and prove just how fine you are than nailing a gay actor (allegedly). And that’s just the challenge Rumer Willis set up for herself during a recent night out. According to the NY Post, the rising starlet and failed auditonee of Lindsay Lohan’s lesbian love lottery spotted boy band groupie Chace Crawford at a birthday party and tried every boy toy magnet trick she could think of in an extensively planned and bitterly fought campaign to pull off the rarely accomplished task of getting him to switch teams.
Nothing Eases The Stress Of Having A Rebellious Starlet Daughter Like A Good Penis Piercing
10:20AM Molly Friedman | Not a day goes by without a dozen blind items stirring up rumours about the newest Hollywood heroin addict or closeted anchor with sex swings in his office, but there is one very rare kind of bold face name-less rumour that catches our eye. And it has to do with “celebrity dads,” “piercings,” and “nether regions.” As the NY Post Just Asks this morning: Which celebrity dad is just as rebellious as his starlet daughter? The troubled parent wears a ring through a piercing on his nether regions. After the jump, we present our top five suspects, their odds, and invite you to place your bets. More »
Rumer Willis Works Hard To Emulate Demi Moore, But Do Extensions And Bikini Bodies A Superstar Make?
9:10AM Molly Friedman | It took her long enough, but the eldest spawn of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore is finally putting her pedigree to good use. Rumer Willis reminded the world of her burgeoning acting career at last week’s premiere of From Within, the horror flick she’s starring in, and was spotted posing for her first ad campaign for Wal-Mart’s newest surfer fashion brand OP (formerly Ocean Pacific). And while the extensions she wore for the premiere coupled with the bikini body she displayed alongside Pete Wentz for the photo shoot do admittedly evoke memories of a younger version of her iconic mum, are Rumer’s recent career choices really going to jumpstart a Demi-like fame trajectory? Or will she soon be on MTV’s third season of Rock The Cradle? More »
