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10:35AM Jess McGuire | Which recently very-much-in-the-news Australian warbler has been joining the very Facebook groups that proclaim him to be a dick of the highest order? The hate group in question lists a variety of reasons why folks should loathe the critically acclaimed performer, including “His face is always shiny” and “His take on subtle observational humor is to find the stupidest person he knows and make them rhyme”. And after joining the posse on Facebook, the man himself – he’s using a pseudonym, but it’s definitely him – offered up yet another reason to detest him while writing on the wall: “He is also a total c— who fingers other people’s dogs. Don’t forget that.” DUDE! Your current level of success means you don’t need to bother responding to hate groups with eight people in it (and that figure includes you), even if your contribution is amusingly sweary. Sure, some spotty teens make not dig your sense of humour, but as far as the critics are concerned? You’re perfect! More »