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Flotsam & Jetsam

Put On Your Overalls But Leave One Strap Off, It’s 1992 Again

12:19AM Richard Lawson | Oh, so much happens today. A new 1990s begins. Another wonderful movie about smart alec animals lurches into fruition. TNT makes its big, crime-ridden power play. The Real World will soon date rape you. And the clouds of war gather and loom. More »

Rosario Dawson Concerned Her Breath Smells Like Girl

8:10AM Seth | In the coming days, audiences will emerge from Seven Pounds scratching their heads at its Manojian twists and puzzling over the meaning of its unexplained title. (It’s the precise weight of its script’s heavy-handedness). More »

By Sheer Coincidence, Tom Cruise’s Son Lands Role In Will Smith’s Next Movie

8:15AM Molly Friedman | The last time we were allowed a brief glimpse into the mysterious lives of Tom Cruise’s “other” kids, the news wasn’t pretty. Harvey Levin and his TMZ minions were pointing out their awkward adolescence and homelessness, even going as far as to making a crack about their “frizzy” hair. But following in his defiant father’s footsteps, 13-year old Connor Cruise is fighting back against all those media meanies by reportedly scoring a plum role in the upcoming Will Smith vehicle, Seven Pounds. And as happy as we are that Connor finally realised playing soccer while surrounded by paparazzi wasn’t likely to turn into a full-time career, we’re somewhat suspicious of Tom’s claims that Connor scored the part of potential Scientologist/Cruise buddy Smith “all on his own”… More »

Short Ends: Contestant Forgets That Big Brother 8’s New ‘Intolerance Cam’ Is Always Watching

5:25AM Defamer Hollywood | · We’ll admit to not watching enough USBig Brother 8 to tell this Amber person from Mike Boogie, but we nonetheless find her unedited thoughts on Jewish people (and her clumsy attempt to uncover the identity of America’s Secret Jew, apparently one of the new season’s exciting plot twists) quite fascinating. We think a special Tolerance Challenge might be in the houseguests’ future. · Sad news: Rosario Dawson will probably not be in the Porno film Kevin Smith wrote for her. · Happy news: Chris Rock is not that kid’s daddy. · The Bel-Air Beverly Crest Neighbourhood Council helpfully tells the Hillside Burglars where all the cops will be hanging out on Thursday night. · Being the victim of a Britney Spears fender-bender is probably not the best way to use up one’s 15 minutes of fame. More »