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Australia’s Next Top Unsubstantiated Host-Related Rumour
8:51AM Clem Bastow | After the whole ‘oh moy gourd, you guise, Jodhi Meares has totally quit Australia’s Next Top Model, this is soy upsetting’ fiasco, industry tattle talk has turned to discussing which leggy stunner will take over from the Tigerlilly designer in the show’s host/mentor role. So, while Foxtel remain tight-lipped and watercoolers at Portmans stores the country over are deep in considered conversation on the topic, the Tele’s Ros Reines offered her own theories on the topic:
It is believed that the stunning Tozzi would fit the bill in hosting the model quest and bring so much to the small screen.
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3:27PM Jess McGuire | Oh Holy Gossip Maven and Revealer Of Sydney Society Secrets, was that really you defending yourself on that daft Ricki-Lee post from earlier this afternoon?
Oh c’mon guys, give me a break – where’s your sense of humour? MIA?
You have no need to defend yourself around these parts – you’re Ros Reines! Like Denny Crane, but with a Double Bay twist! I’ve been reading you since I was knee high to a grasshopper and desperate to know exactly what hors d’oeuvres were served on Derby Day/who John Singleton was squiring about town. You’re like a god to me. You, Lillian ‘And he said “Lil, darling…”‘ Frank, and Angela Bishop. An ANZAC veteran of gossip! Don’t let our piss-taking ways get to you. We’re just brash and young and without the contacts you have (Facebook? I gotsta get me some of that!)
In answer to your questions:
a) Our sense of humour is on a Contiki tour of Europe. Haven’t heard from it in the last couple of weeks, but our last correspondence revealed it had picked up a Polish dude named Bazyli, and also something which, judging by the symptoms listed, sounded suspiciously like gonorrhea.
b) I like MIA. I heard she retired, but the popularity of ‘Paper Planes’ after it was used in the movie Pineapple Express might be enough to lure her back into the music world.
Finally, I note you have a website with amazing blind items. I HAVE ADDED IT TO MY FAVOURITES, NOW ADD ME TO YOUR HEART.
Yours in total earnestness,
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12:56PM Jess McGuire | REET REET REET! This just in at Defamer Australia’s Two Day Old News Desk TM. Hot on the heels of pop star and Australian Idol host Ricki-Lee Coulter’s husband’s gay porn non-scandal, comes the shocking revelation by Sunday Telegraph gossip columnist Ros Reines that Ricki-Lee wore a bathing suit whilst chillaxing on the beach in Thailand! HAS SHE NO SHAME?
No sooner had husband James Babbington been mistaken for family friend Aaron Crawford on the X-rated site Straight Australian Guys J…Off, than Australian Idol host Ricki-Lee Coulter has been getting into the act by posing half-naked on Facebook.
OMG! Tell me more, Ros Reines, you bloody genius! More »