romance
Enjoy a Front Row Seat to Wynonna Judd And Craig Ferguson’s Electrifying Sexual Chemistry
7:33AM Seth | Wynonna Judd is lonely—she admitted as much on The Late Late Show last night, and there was no hiding the fact that host Craig Ferguson makes her feel like a natural, Alli-endorsing spokeswoman. More »
Madonna Introduces Her Own Personal Jesus
4:39AM Kyle Buchanan | What kind of post-divorce boytoy do you get for the female superstar who’s had them all? In Madonna’s case, you go straight to Jesus (reinvented—as is her wont—as 22-year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz). More »
Pauline Hanson Is In Luck – She Just Got Picked Up!
1:59PM Jess McGuire | Good news for Pauline Hanson! After a disappointing few years romance wise which resulted in the former professional political idiot asking Channel Seven to help find her a man, it seems she’s finally found love again.
Reports the Herald Sun:
Has Pauline Hanson, longtime pin-up girl for Australia’s Far Right, found a new Mr Right? The flame-haired ex-pollie has been spotted getting very cosy.
The Herald Sun goes on to describe the man Pauline was spotted dining with at a Queensland restaurant. Ladies and Gays, prepare to feel bitterly jealous. More » 
‘Big Brother’ Contestant April Loses The Game But Gains A Varsity Ring
5:20AM Seth | We love nothing more than a fairy tale ending, and we got one on last night’s Big Brother, when—amidst the tragedy of contestant April’s ejection from their 24-hour surveillance Eden— surviving housemate and oral-sex-partner Ollie proposed..um…popping his relationship cherry? Prodded by host Julie Chen, who had already been given a fat dossier on the pair’s budding romance which included a number of X-ray stills from their quilt-covered shenanigans, Ollie extolled the many virtues of the Arizona auto-financing manager, then announced, “I got a question for you: Will you be my first girlfriend? I want an answer from you the second I get out of this house.” CBS would be fools not to capitalise on the event, mounting a lavish Ollie and April’s Going Steady Ceremony primetime special upon which no expense would be spared. More »
Send Everyone Else Home: In The Bachelor’s Stacey, We Found A Slut We Can Take To Mom
3:41AM Seth | It’s startling to us that after the last iteration of ABC’s perennial romance sweepstakes–in which Hunkiest Bachelor of Them All Brad Womack cruelly withheld a suspiciously oversized engagement ring from last-standing-soulmate Deanna, choosing instead to slip the sparkling keepsake over his own member as a gesture of narcissistic fidelity–that producers of The Bachelor would find another 25 women desperate, lonesome, and fame-whorey enough to subject themselves to similar, nationally televised humiliation. More »
