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Stallone’s ‘John Rambo’ Preview Footage Released; Up Next: ‘Stop! Or My Mum Will Shoot A Second TIme’

8:58AM Defamer Hollywood | If you naively believed that Sylvester Stallone’s involvement in Rocky Balboa represented the absolute rock-bottom in career-reviving desperation, we humbly submit this preview footage from John Rambo (released to Ain’t It Cool on Saturday), the actor’s latest attempt to make ageist Hollywood take notice of the perfectly competent, fading action star it so callously discarded at the beginning of the decade. Be forewarned: the footage is bloody, so depending on your workplace’s policy on viewing graphic violence perpetrated by a Vietnam veteran driven insane from botched cosmetic surgery that’s rendered him nearly unrecognisable from his younger, PTSD-powered-vigilante self, you may need to watch it on your lunch break. In other Stallone news, the NSW justice system has delivered a resounding wrist-slap for his importing of illegal muscle-embiggening substances into the country. JOHN RAMBO Movie Promo Footage/Trailer [YouTube] 3 Minutes & 29 Seconds… This is it! [AICN] More »

Customs Enjoying Hearty Laugh Flipping Through Rocky’s Medical Records

6:40AM Defamer Hollywood | A routine press tour to promote the Australian release of Rocky Balboa last February put Sylvester Stallone in an embarrassing predicament, as airport customs agents discovered 48 vials of human growth hormone inside the senescent action star’s luggage. As Stallone fans cope with the shattering suspicion that their 61-year-old underdog screen hero may have achieved his gladiatorial frame through the use of banned substances, the actor himself has been cooperating with Australian authorities: Hollywood star Sylvester Stallone has provided medical documents to Australia’s customs after being charged with importing 48 vials of banned human growth hormone, his lawyer told a Sydney court on Tuesday. Stallone, who has not yet entered a plea, was not in the Sydney court for the brief hearing. His case was adjourned until May 15 to allow customs to examine Stallone’s medical material, which was not revealed in court. Stallone’s lawyer, John Chicken, said the matter should be finalised soon. “We’re certainly seeking to move to a resolution,” he told the court. Chicken’s boldly optimistic tone suggests that the voluminous medical records should indicate the HGH was at worst a doctor-prescribed supplement to the actor’s regular workout routine, a 99% natural program consisting of a vigorous weightlifting regimen and the consumption of no less than three whole, deboned sheep per day. Certainly, the moment the courts see for themselves that Stallone’s trusted longtime personal physician Dr Flex Goodbody of the Freakishly Massive Free Clinic endorsed the use of the substance, they will swiftly clear Stallone of any crime. Stallone offers evidence in hormone case [Reuters] More »