rock the cradle

No-Talent Children Are Even Worse Than Their Semi-Talented Parents

8:10AM Defamer Hollywood | Another day, another reality show featuring D-list celebs premieres on basic cable. And last week was no exception, as MTV’s Rock the Cradle made a strong showing right out of the gate. That’s the program where children of washed-up musicians try to prove that they have as much talent as their parents. Unfortunately, the acorn falls pretty fucking far from the tree. As evidence, may we present Olivia Newton John’s daughter, Chloe Lattanzi. More »