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Rob Lowe, David Crosby and Man’s Genitalia Converge in Worst Gossip Ever
5:20AM STV | Pop-culture physicists have spent the last several years chasing the elusive TMZ Principle, which dictates that scraping through the bottom of the gossip barrel will in fact bring you right back to its newsy surface. While a recent dispatch about Emeril Lagasse’s ’shroom-possessing brother-in-law was an admirable if failed attempt to prove the theory, Harvey Levin’s tireless moles may have found the D-list breakthough we were waiting for: More »
Even The Lure Of Christie Brinkley In The Next Room Won’t Prevent This Man From Jerking Off To Internet Porn
8:40AM Molly Friedman | When fighting a highly publicized custody battle with the modelling industry’s reigning Good Girl Next Door, it’s probably not the smartest move to give Al Goldstein and Larry Flynt a run for their money as dirtiest old man. But that’s just what pervy adulterer Peter Cook did yesterday while testifying against original Uptown Girl Christie Brinkley. Providing us with a handy preview of Rob Lowe’s inevitable court date fighting for his straight-laced honour, the hottie architect let loose a series of confessions involving adorably vintage tales of web cam masturbation, office sex, and hush money hidden behind paintings. Read on for the sordid admissions that caused Cook to reach for a hankie and cry jurors a river. More »
Rob Lowe NannyGate Rendered Even More False And/Or Terrible With New Harassment Claims
9:45AM Seth | Amid the blizzard of claims flying back and forth between Rob Lowe and the former nanny claiming “false terribles” comes further accusations made against the Allegedly Pervy House of Lowe: A second nanny, Laura Boyce, has filed a cross-complaint against the couple in which she accuses Sheryl Lowe of doing everything short of demanding an au pair ménage à trois: Among the allegations against Sheryl: - Walking around naked, completely exposing herself to Boyce. More »
Sheryl Lowe: ‘I Am Not A Racist Size-Queen’
8:45AM Seth | The jaw-dropping allegations made by a former Rob Lowe nanny against the actor’s wife, Sheryl Lowe—which, by our count, contained one n-word, one use of the word “cockring,” six separate mentions of male sex parts, and a chilling reference to minors that our non-deviant minds have yet to fully absorb—has elicited an official response from the accused. It comes to us courtesy of The Insider, so you’ll have to try to tune out the smacking, salivary sounds that accompany it: “As a mother of two young boys, it is sickening and disgusting that Mrs. Allred and Ms. Boyce would stoop so low as to drag a child into this latest, baseless, predatory lawsuit. To falsely attack my husband is one thing, to attack me is another, but to do this to our son reveals not only their lack of character, but how far they are willing to go to play the “lawsuit lotto”. The rest of the statement continues after the jump: More »
Rob Lowe’s Nanny Finally Teaches Us The Definition Of ‘False Terrible’
3:35AM Molly Friedman | As we learned last week, Brat Pack alum Rob Lowe’s method of dealing with a pesky sexual harrassment charge made by his nanny includes letting the world know just how angry he is via blog. And coining our favourite new entry into the celebrity lexicon by calling the nanny’s claims “false terribles.” But as we saw on the Today Show this morning, nanny Jessica Gibson isn’t letting catchy phrases stop her from standing by her accusations. And she’s got one heck of a pit bull for an attorney to say that for her. Though Gibson could barely get a word in this morning, People reveals the lascivious nature of what exactly qualifies as a false terrible. The gory details and video of her interview, after the jump.
Rob Lowe And His Vicious Laundry List Of False Terribles
10:00AM Mark Graham | If you’re planning on going out and getting bombed tonight, it’s best to do so on a full stomach. Enter Dirt Sandwich, carefully crafted by Defamer’s Top Chef, Molly McAleer. Each week, she grazes through the rich pasture of tabloid television for the juiciest ingredients and then stacks them all together into an easily digestible sammy, one that’s guaranteed to soak up all the booze you’ll be pouring down your gullet this evening. This week’s Dirt Sandwich features Robin Williams’ appearance at Idol Gives Back (not showing any sign of his personal troubles!), the first interview Denise Richards has ever given in her bathroom (an E! News exclusive!), Jamie Lynn Spears’ romantic birthday dinner at a Louisiana Ruby Tuesdays (say what you will, but their Double Chocolate Cake is KILLER) and, of course, Rob Lowe’s allegations that his nanny was set to blackmail him with “a vicious laundry list of false terribles” (which, btw, became word of the week at Defamer HQ). Enjoy, kids … False Terribles! WATCH VIDEO More »
Rob Lowe Accused Of Sexual Harrassment, Takes To The Blogosphere To Fight Nanny’s Extortion Attempt
2:30AM Molly Friedman | It’s one thing when Courtney Love blogs about her legal problems, but Rob Lowe? Maybe it’s our Brat Pack fever or simply the fact that he’s always flashing the peace sign, but we never figured Lowe as the type to air his dirty laundry online. Especially when the laundry in question involves an alleged “close and intimate relationship” with a former nanny. According to a HuffPo post by Lowe yesterday, a longtime nanny is trying to extort money from him and his wife after claiming Rob pulled a Jude Law: “A former employee is demanding my wife Sheryl and I pay her $1.5 million by the end of the week or she will accuse us both of a vicious laundry list of false terribles.” But Lowe isn’t stopping at fierce prose to set things straight; more details on the “false terribles” and hanky panky after the jump.
