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Reebok Just Taunting Women With Dumb Butt Shoes

4:10AM Hamilton Nolan | Oh hell, Reebok is now using even more gratuitously porny buttock photos to enhance the bullshit buttocks-toning promise of its allegedly buttocks-toning magic shoes, which are – god – so fake. Try attaching handles to the model and doing deadlifts, instead. [Copyranter]
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Perez Hilton’s Birthday Party: The Sponsorship Pitch

4:19AM Hamilton Nolan | Yesterday was Perez Hilton’s 31st birthday! His star-studded birthday bash will be March 28th at LA’s “iconic” Viper Room. And here’s how his marketing firm is trying to sell people sponsorships of this once-in-Perez’s-lifetime affair: More »