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‘Sharks In Venice’: Best Worst Movie Ever Made?

9:41AM Jess McGuire | I love rubbish films. The number one spot on my Shit Movies list has been occupied for the past couple of years by a Joan Collins number called I Don’t Want To Be Born (according to IMDB, it also goes by the titles It Lives Within Her, It’s Growing Inside Her, Sharon’s Baby, The Baby, The Devil Within Her, and The Monster – amazing!) the many highlights of which included a curse from a dwarf who was angry his sexual advances were knocked back by Joan’s character, a homicidal baby, and the worst special effects ever. I have a feeling though that if I ever see Sharks In Venice, it may overtake I Don’t Want To Be Born as my favourite appalling movie. Please, take two minutes out of your day and have your mind blown by the following trailer. More »