richard simmons

Ongoing Richard Simmons Terror Campaign Leaves Dozens Wounded, Sweatin’

2:42AM Seth | As if nearly exposing Lisa Rinna’s snickerdoodle to a horrified America wasn’t enough, Richard Simmons’s campaign of meal-dealing terror continues to devastate Manhattan. More »

‘Today’ Set Held Hostage By Best Gams In The Business

7:51AM Seth | It’s all fun and games until tomorrow morning, when Matt Lauer interrupts a sober interview with a Palestinian spokesperson by shrieking, “I’m gonna be sick—there’s Richard Simmons-juice stain on this couch!” More »

Couch Jumper Richard Simmons Stops Just Shy of Declaring Love for Katie Holmes

9:05AM Defamer Hollywood | David Letterman’s Late Night couch has become the one-stop shop for celebrity revelations these days, whether it’s Mindy Kaling breaking out her trusty Apu impression or Rosie Perez mistaking her co-star for a popular follicle stimulant. Late Show mainstay Richard Simmons at first seems poised for a similar breakthrough moment as he pulls a Tom Cruise, climbing aboard Dave’s couch in this clip (preserved after the jump). However, instead of shouting out his adoration for a CW starlet, the exercise guru makes an impassioned plea for…physical education. Head in hands, Simmons’ long-suffering publicist put in a reassuring call to Blake Lively (”The plan is still on — I swear!”) and booked a romantic do-over on the next episode of Tyra. [CBS] More »

Short Ends: Richard Simmons Falls Down! (Yup, That’s The Whole Thing!)

7:10AM Defamer Hollywood | This one from Ellen doesn’t need any dressing up: Richard Simmons dances, falls down. All in a mere twelve seconds! Tom Cruise has trained his older kids to call “Kate” “Mum.” ·This is what happens when you let it slip on Craiglist that your year-end bonus was over $700K. ·Nothing says Christmas like the Alien and Predator on a promotional tree ornament. More »