relationships

Tyler Perry’s ‘Why Can’t I Get Married?’

7:30AM Seth | Former writers’ sweatshop matron and World’s Richest Grandma with a Dick™ Tyler Perry expressed frustrations over his dating life recently to Essence magazine: More »

Did Madonna’s Marriage-Contract Fridge-Art Push Guy Ritchie To The Brink?

6:24AM STV | We thought every marriage had a graphically worded pact to spell out its sexual and emotional tenets, but apparently our families are in the minority with Madonna and Guy Ritchie. The authorities at The Sun today make quite a bit of the busted-up duo’s “marriage contract,” a list reportedly pinned around their residences lest Guy ever forget his responsibilities in the relationship — and putting down the toilet seat was the least of them. More »

Tom Cruise Gifts Beckhams With One-Way Ticket To Hubbard’s House Of Horrors

8:10AM Molly Friedman | Hello Magazine is reporting that Tom Cruise was plum out of ideas for what to get recently drifting BFF David Beckham for his birthday. So instead of a fruit basket or a lifetime supply of Tom Cruise Purple, the Hubbard-loving Clear decided to treat both Posh and Becks to a private weekend getaway at one of Cruise’s favourite romantic spots in Napa Valley: his very own home! “They wanted [Posh] and David to make use of their property [and] insisted that it should be just the two of them and that they should thoroughly spoil themselves.” But after hearing more details on just how Tom planned this so-called “private” getaway, we’re worried the Beckhams are about to be abducted by a Xenuphobic SWAT team… More »