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Bronson Pinchot Thinks Tom Cruise Is Weird
11:41PM Hunter Walker | Onetime TV star Bronson Pinchot has some bad not-so-nice things to say about Tom Cruise. Fate will bring Octomom and Jon Gosselin together. Salman Rushdie is still pining for Padma. Presenting your Tuesday Gossip Roundup! More »
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Deflated: Balloon Boy’s The Story Of Our Ugly, Sorry Era
6:15AM Foster Kamer | Richard Heene has spoken out after Sheriff Jim Aldernan’s press conference. He’s currently “seeking counsel” and got teary as he told the AP that “this thing has become so convoluted.” He’s pretty on point in that regard. More »
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VH-1 Reality Star Charged With Murder
11:55AM the cajun boy | An international manhunt is on for Ryan Alexander Jenkins of the VH-1 reality show Megan Wants a Millionaire after he was charged today in the murder of his ex-wife, whose body was found stuffed inside of a dumpster on Saturday. More »
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Arthur Kade Will Not Let Vagina Stand In The Way Of Reality TV
12:10AM Hamilton Nolan | In an exciting bit of rumour that almost makes us want to take the rest of the week off, a tipster tells us they heard on Philly radio that Zoolanderesque performance artist Arthur Kade’s getting a reality TV show. Uh. More »
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Real World Cancun: Wristcutters, A Hate Story
5:00AM Richard Lawson | Everyone was terrible this week on The Real World. Everyone said and did awful things, spurned on by the white studio lights of their “house” and the ever-prodding cameras. This was a total head-in-hands episode of the ol’ RW. More »
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NYC Prep: Dreams Are Wishes The Heart Makes
3:05AM Richard Lawson | Dreams! NYC Prep was all about dreams last night. Not the fitful things that muddy up your mind while you try to get a good sleep. The beautiful faraway things that some people might call Wants. Singing careers! Fashion! More »
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Bravo’s New Art-World Reality Show Promises To Be Patently Ridiculous, Awesome
12:45PM Foster Kamer | The New York Times dared to brave the auditions for Bravo’s newest foray into, well, giving existentialists like big-dick-owning/hating Jean-Paul Sarte more credence: a reality competition featuring artists. What’d they find? Metaphorical fish in a cylindrical holding container. More »
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Finally The Most Interesting Part Of Project Runway: The Models
7:40AM Richard Lawson | We all know that LA Project Runway is going to suck, but we’ll probably watch it anyway. But what is this Models of the Runway about? The, uh, models from Runway? It’ll sort of be Rashomon, won’t it. More »
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Real World Cancun: Love Conquers Nothing
3:43AM Richard Lawson | Ohhh tittery tee! Wittery wee! Blittery bee! Love is in the air in old Cancun, that ancient Spanish settlement of creeping moss and nightclubs the size of aeroplane hangars. Straights found love, gays found love, everyone found love. Except me. More »
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