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Thursday, July 23, 2009
Small Screen

We Can’t Wait To Watch Andy Cohen’s Mastubatory Talk-Show

1:27AM Brian Moylan | Bravo’s reigning executive narcissist Andy Cohen started his own weekly talk show. The second episode airs tomorrow, and if it’s anything like the first, it will make us vomit and then scoop up the vomit and give it a hug. More »
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Friday, June 19, 2009
Flotsam & Jetsam

Mission Impossible: Make Tom Cruise Viable Again

1:59AM Richard Lawson | News of the entertainment world continues apace this dreary morning afternoon. Real Housewives reaches a milestone, Tom Cruise reaches an impasse, and Sigourney Weaver just can’t stay the fuck away from aliens, no matter what she does. More »
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Friday, May 22, 2009
Flotsam & Jetsam

Brad And Angelina Are The Best Actors In All Of Cannes

9:55PM the cajun boy | The Sun claims that Brad and Angelina are on the rocks and they’re just pretending to love each other, Ed Westwick and Jessica Szhor partied together last night, a Gossip Girl spinoff is definitely in the works, and Patrick Swayze poses for a photo so everyone knows he’s still alive. More »
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