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Channel Nine: The Happy Network!

4:12PM Clem Bastow | We like nothing more than a royal spaz out at a special occasion from someone who should know better, and we particularly like it when it involves the ill-fated Channel Nine, whose year is about as ‘two-thousand-and-great’ as a punch in the face. Apparently 60 Minutes reporter Liam Bartlett cracked it hardcore – for no real reason – at a farewell function for Ray Martin, who quit the station earlier this year. Amongst his amusing reported outbursts: As the party drew to a close, Bartlett’s colleagues say he launched into an random attack on the return 60 Minutes episode, describing it as “s***” and cursing producers for allowing former Nine CEO Eddie McGuire to be a part of the show. During the rant, which colleagues said “came out of nowhere” he is said to have referred to McGuire’s interview with his AFL friend Sam Newman as “not a story”. Rumours of the rant were rife around Nine’s Willoughby camp last night but if the claims turn out to be true he will reportedly be “in big trouble” with management, a source said. Bartlett is said to have taken aim at the ratings the show attracted. “If you guys are satisfied with 1.2 million (viewers), you’re f******” Bartlett apparently told colleagues. We love this shit! Someone should give Bartlett his own late night talk show, or make him the new Sam Kekovich and just let him rant at inappropriate moments during otherwise unrelated telecasts. Bang bang, you’re f-cked, indeed! More »

Ray Martin Bones Himself!

10:00AM Clem Bastow | When it comes to Australian television, there are some things in this world that are a given: Jeannie Little wearing something made out of Chux Superwipes and/or garbage bags, Darryl Somers cracking really bad dad jokes, and Ray Martin on Channel Nine. Well, you can scratch that last item from the ledger, as the network’s golden son has quit in a huff! (Incidentally, he was probably more upset than in a huff; we just wanted to use that term, as we’ve long wanted to quit a job of our own in a huff, but it’s hard to walk triumphantly out of your living room in your pajamas the sort of high-powered and five-star offices the Defamer Australia crew frequent in a hurry.) It goes without saying that this is massive news; he’ll be a big hole in Nine’s roster of stars, which is steadily dwindling – and we can’t see Tracey Grimshaw being elevated to Ray’s echelon in his wake, somehow. Ray Martin, on a $1.2 million salary, has been unhappy at the restructuring and cost cutting at Nine and has been a constant critic of his employer. His walkout is a major blow to the once mighty network which has fallen hard into second place in the ratings, and third in advertising revenue. Martin last night said he was quitting to become a “gun for hire”. “It is not hard to jump off the edge of the carport and fly again,” he said. Word is that the network is happy to see the back of him, having grown increasingly tired of his diva (divo?) tendencies and constant grandstanding. Ray’s been at Nine for over twenty years now, so we’ll be interested to see just how he adjusts to being said “gun for hire”. The stench of Nine is so deeply ingrained in him that we’ll be surprised if anyone will pick him up as a roving reporter now! More »