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Friday, September 19, 2008

Mickey Mouse in Hiding as Muslim Cleric Issues Fatwa Urging His Death

3:25AM STV | Mere hours after officially declining to buy into the Borat franchise, Abu Dhabi’s new billion-dollar film enterprise may soon rebuff yet another burgeoning cultural nemesis: Mickey Mouse. The magazine Israel Today reports this week that a Muslim cleric has issued a fatwa urging the murder of the Disney mascot, “whom he characterized as an agent of Satan sent to corrupt young minds.” It’s not just that his kids keep asking to watch Fantasia during Ramadan, either, but something far more fundamentally unsound: More »
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Saturday, July 12, 2008

Newsroom Cafe Update: Real Life Ratatouille Not Nearly As Popular As Movie

4:15AM Defamer Hollywood | While health inspectors may have fallen head over heels in love with Pixar’s restaurant impresario “Little Chef”, it seems they can’t stomach a vermin infestation at mold-friendly Newsroom Cafe. The eatery, favoured by pseudo vegetarian starlets, went from achieving average status to full-blown suspension in a shake of a rat’s tail. The restaurant is understandably befuddled after receiving the notice of closure since the soup-diving, steak tartare-preparing rats appeared so lovable on screen. But, the now relevantly monikered establishment plans to turn things around. More »
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