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10:29AM Jess McGuire | Corr, blimey! Kellie Crawford – you may remember her from her time in Hi-5 – has stirred up some controversy with her decision to appear in lads magazine Ralph… but as far as Defamer Australia is concerned, what’s not to like about celebrities from the world of kids entertainment making saucy career choices? More »
Kellie Crawford Happy To Display Her Hi-2s On The Cover Of Ralph
10:29AM Jess McGuire | Corr, blimey! Kellie Crawford – you may remember her from her time in Hi-5 – has stirred up some controversy with her decision to appear in lads magazine Ralph… but as far as Defamer Australia is concerned, what’s not to like about celebrities from the world of kids entertainment making saucy career choices? More » Ranga Update: Julia’s Response To ‘Ralph’ Glory
2:03PM Clem Bastow | We told you this morning about Julia Gillard coming in second as Ralph magazine’s Sexiest Woman.
Well, everyone’s favourite (and, evidently, sexiest) Deputy Prime Minister has offered a reaction to her “achievement”, and her response is so adorable that we felt it deserved its own post:
“I’m not a reader of Ralph magazine, I would like to make that clear,” Ms Gillard said, laughing, on Fairfax Radio Network today.
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“I think people don’t understand that I am probably two foot shorter than Jennifer Hawkins and double her body weight, so it’s been a very unusual result.
“I would simply agree that Jennifer is a very attractive woman.”
Aww, Julia, all you are doing is making us love you EVEN MORE. More »
We Are Quite Certain That, In All Her Achievements, Julia Gillard Is Most Proud Of This One
10:27AM Clem Bastow | Oh, those wacky types over at the land of blokes’ mags, what will they think of next?
In this case, the rib-ticklingly, gob-smackingly hilarious move of Ralph bringing our beloved ranga Deputy Prime Minister, Julia Gillard, in at equal 2nd place as “Sexiest Woman” in their annual awards evening, which we’re sure was as classy as the mag what birthed it.
Clearly there are a few Labor voters in the Ralph office, with Julia Gillard named runner-up in the sexiest woman category in the lads mag’s annual awards last night.
The deputy PM and singer Rihanna tied for silver behind Myer model Jennifer Hawkins in the category.
It’s clearly a gag because, in the case of reader-voted countdowns, like FHM’s annual 100 Sexiest list, the joke votes (Sandra Sully, Pauline Hanson, Irene from Home & Away) will usually loiter around the non-prize-winning end of the poll – thus, this is clearly an ironic jab at Gillard, because there’s nothing male media outlets like to do more when it comes to female politicians than to have a go at their personal appearance.
What a cack, eh lads? More »