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Big Screen

The Unrelenting Push For The 2010 Blockbuster Is Aready Beginning

8:57AM Brian Moylan | We may not have anything left of our environment or economy by 2010, but at least we’ll have something to keep us interested in the cinema. And the marketing machine is already starting. Check out the coming attractions! More »
People

Former Ralph Fiennes Toilet Conquest Charged With Assault

12:08PM Jess McGuire | Remember Lisa Robinson, the flight attendant who was so taken by actor Ralph Fiennes performance in the film The English Patient that she allowed him to place his Oscar nominated phallus inside of her during a trip from Darwin to Mumbai? She’s just been charged with assault! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Ralph Fiennes Will Look After You When You Die

1:18AM Richard Lawson | David O. Russell continues to work, Ralph Fiennes plays evil so well, Virginia Madsen: champion of ski jumpers! Eastbound & Down will pitch again, and crazy Brittany Murphy joins a crazy movie. More »

Mickey Rourke And Bai Ling: A Celebrity Couple To Root For

4:35AM Kyle Buchanan | Finally, Mickey Rourke has met his romantic match: Bai Ling, an actress/red carpet fixture/visionary who has the ability to look at two lanyards of approximate nipple-width, then use them as a blouse.

Paris Hilton Hires Buddhist ‘Guru’ As New Shopping Buddy

3:00AM Molly Friedman | If any of you had the fortune of seeing Susan Sarandon and Ralph Fiennes in HBO’s latest TV movie Bernard and Doris, you may remember the tobacco heiress’s inexplicable desire to adopt a hare krishna healer. And now, following in the aristocratic footsteps of her idolized lady-who-lunch predecessors, Paris Hilton has decided to add a Buddhist monk “guru” to her ever-changing collection of confusing, flamboyant accessories. The gray-bearded, orange-robed monk has now replaced her standard arm candy of dogs, D-list actors and purses emblazoned with her own visage on them. But is Paris genuinely interested in learning the ways of the Dalai Lama, or is she eerily mirroring Duke’s descent into madness? More »