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	<title>Defamer Australia &#187; qantas</title>
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		<title>Austereo Loses Major Advertisers</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/08/austereo-loses-major-advertisers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 00:25:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jess McGuire</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Uh-oh. Even though The Kyle &#038; Jackie O Show is off the air (admittedly, this was the choice of host Kyle Sandilands but whatever), Austereo is still suffering in the wake of the lie detector scandal with major advertisers no longer wanting to be associated with the Austereo brand.
Austereo sales staff were in crisis yesterday, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Qantas Are So Sick Of These Motherf*cking Snakes On Their Motherf*cking Planes</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/04/qantas-are-so-sick-of-these-motherfcking-snakes-on-their-motherfcking-planes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 02:36:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jess McGuire</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know I should be feeling kinda bad for Qantas because another negative story about them has hit the papers, but to be honest I&#8217;m vaguely thrilled by the following tale of snakes terrorising a Qantas flight. When &#8220;cult&#8221; movies get real&#8230;
Reports smh.com.au:
Four baby snakes grounded a Qantas plane in Melbourne after they made a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Qantas Is DYING, People!</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/04/qantas-is-dying-people/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 01:47:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jess McGuire</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[sharks are the new qantas]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It seems the cold weather has resulted in those disobedient sharks finally taking a break from biting beach goers, which has given Qantas a chance to return to the headline grabbing glory days of 2008.
In our first Qantas related story for the day, we learn from the Daily Telegraph that the nation&#8217;s favourite airline is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>YouTube Clip Of The Day</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/01/youtube_clip_of_the_day_244/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:59:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jess McGuire</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Awww look, THE DUCKY LOVES THE PUPPY!

Sorry it was a bit quiet on the Australian front yesterday. My dog Rufus went missing and I spent hours searching and postering the streets of Melbourne and trying not to lose my mind. The good news is that he&#8217;s been found this morning and I&#8217;m going to pick [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Qantas Curse Continues: The Flying Kangaroo Can&#8217;t Even Catch A Break At Ground Level</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/10/the_qantas_curse_continues_the_flying_kangaroo_cant_even_catch_a_break_at_ground_level/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 05:19:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jess McGuire</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alas, the Qantas troubles continue.

Seven people were injured when a Qantas bus swerved to avoid an accident with another vehicle at Sydney Airport.
A Qantas spokesman said the accident happened about 8.30am (AEDT) when the bus was transferring passengers between the international and domestic terminals. 

Seriously, did someone place a gypsy curse on Qantas after being [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wahey! After A Short Break From Making Headlines, Qantas Has Resumed Normal Near-Death Service</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/10/wahey_after_a_short_break_from_making_headlines_qantas_has_resumed_normal_near-death_service/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/10/wahey_after_a_short_break_from_making_headlines_qantas_has_resumed_normal_near-death_service/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 07:22:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jess McGuire</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a few months (well, two&#8230;) since Qantas were in the news because of some disastrous incident mid-air, and to be honest with you, I was starting to miss the fear mongering headlines. Thank god that&#8217;s over and we&#8217;re back in business &#8211; a Qantas flight has just made an emergency landing in WA [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What The Hell Is Going On With Qantas?</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/08/what_the_hell_is_going_on_with_qantas/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/08/what_the_hell_is_going_on_with_qantas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 07:37:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jess McGuire</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Qantas,
Please, get your shit together. It&#8217;s breaking my heart to keep reading about your woes.

A QANTAS Boeing 737 has aborted a take-off at Melbourne Airport after noises were heard coming from the undercarriage. The Canberra-bound plane returned to the terminal and passengers were transferred to another flight.
A Qantas spokeswoman says QF850 had problems with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;Yeah, I Acted Up &#8211; But They Served Me 20 Glasses Of Champers, Your Honour!&#8217;: Qantas&#8217; Week Just Gets Better And Better</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/08/yeah_i_acted_up_but_they_served_me_20_glasses_of_champers_your_honour_qantas_week_just_gets_better_and_better/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 01:05:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clem Bastow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a great few days in the world of Australia&#8217;s favourite carrier, Qantas, and it looks like it&#8217;s the week that just won&#8217;t quit! Now, a woman charged with causing a ruckus on a Qantas flight has blamed her bad behaviour on the flight staff, who &#8211; if we are to believe her &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Did Someone At Qantas Break A Mirror Recently?</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/08/did_someone_at_qantas_break_a_mirror_recently/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/08/did_someone_at_qantas_break_a_mirror_recently/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:11:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jess McGuire</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gracious, the bad press just keeps on being flung in the direction of Qantas. We don&#8217;t mean to take the piss out of the flying kangaroo, and coincidentally, Qantas don&#8217;t seem to want to take the piss out of passengers.

A Qantas customer was forced to urinate in a sick bag after the airline refused to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Another Day, Another Qantas &#8216;Issue&#8217;&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/07/another_day_another_qantas_issue/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/07/another_day_another_qantas_issue/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 00:38:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jess McGuire</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At this rate, we&#8217;ll never again see scenes like this in movies.

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