procrastination
Flotsam & Jetsam
10:22AM Jess McGuire | Thank you, thank you, thank you to the dude who gave me the heads up about this. ?olcats, which claims to be English translations of Warsaw Pact Lolcats, is my new favourite blog. IT IS AMAZING.
Here is an example of its genius.
“Mother, if my constitution is unfit for gymnast… The grist mill shall become my pommel horse and daily labor my reward!”
This site has made my Tuesday.
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Cease Your Protests, The Deal Is Done! You Are To Make A Fine Wife For Uncouth American Businessman!
10:22AM Jess McGuire | Thank you, thank you, thank you to the dude who gave me the heads up about this. ?olcats, which claims to be English translations of Warsaw Pact Lolcats, is my new favourite blog. IT IS AMAZING.
Here is an example of its genius.
“Mother, if my constitution is unfit for gymnast… The grist mill shall become my pommel horse and daily labor my reward!”
This site has made my Tuesday.
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Welcome To The End Of Your Productive Work Day
3:06PM Jess McGuire | This morning my friend Ang told me about an incredibly addictive online game she’d been playing which involved building contraptions to try and move something from one side of the screen to the other. I was only half listening at the time because I hung out with Mr Garry Gary Beers from INXS last night (METAPHOR) and spent most of this morning trying to make my nausea subside. Yes, “Mr Garry Gary Beers from INXS” got me “pregnant”. Even I don’t know what I’m saying anymore.
Point being, a few hours later when my head was clearer and I’d gotten Mr Garry Gary Beers from INXS out of my system, I demanded she send me the link to this allegedly addictive game, and she obediently did so.
For the first two minutes I was like “WHAT IS HAPPENING? THIS SUCKS!”. Then I successfully completed a level, and suddenly this stupid game became crack for my brain.
It really shouldn’t be nearly as addictive as it is. Say goodbye to getting things done at work this afternoon, Defamer Australia readers!
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