8:54AM Seth | It’s a question that’s been futilely pondered countless times before, and by artists and philosophers more sapient than we: What, exactly, makes John Malkovich tick? We like
Esquire’s approach: Forget about hunting for magical portals inside the actor’s consciousness that don’t really exist, and instead just
invite him to participate in their ongoing What I’ve Learned feature. And what has he learned (besides the fact that most people are willing to forgive an
Eragon if you’ve built up a significant enough body of non-dragon work) ? The answers will surprise and amaze you. Politics are like an Aspen Canker-infected tree. He feels unworthy of Michelle Pfeiffer’s salutations. And he’s constantly fearful that the guy rattling off the evening specials will dash off his Malkovich impressions to us via Blackberry between courses:
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