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10:06AM Jess McGuire | Single lady-monarchists Down Under will be in a tizzy now that handsome Prince William is rumoured to be returning to our fine country early next year as a favour to his nan. More »
Prince William Is Coming Back To Australia!
10:06AM Jess McGuire | Single lady-monarchists Down Under will be in a tizzy now that handsome Prince William is rumoured to be returning to our fine country early next year as a favour to his nan. More » 
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12:45AM Foster Kamer | Jessica Simpson’s breakup was caused by her idolatry of a plastic toy. Amy Winehouse has fun adventures with a private dick. Lindsay Lohan’s employed, Saved By The Bell, Charles Manson, Mary Cheney, and more. Here’s your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
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12:15PM Jess McGuire | Sydney is going to be jealous as hell about news Prince William is planning on visiting Australia next year – and he’s heading straight to Melbourne rather than the harbour city. More »
Melbourne Attracting More Than Just Hollywood Royalty
12:15PM Jess McGuire | Sydney is going to be jealous as hell about news Prince William is planning on visiting Australia next year – and he’s heading straight to Melbourne rather than the harbour city. More »
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10:45AM Jess McGuire | The future King of England has been spending time with gang members in order to keep it real and/or learn from their streetwise ways. Word to your mother. More »
Prince William Turning Gang Members Into Team Members
10:45AM Jess McGuire | The future King of England has been spending time with gang members in order to keep it real and/or learn from their streetwise ways. Word to your mother. More » Have The British Press Learnt Nothing From The Past?
4:56PM Jess McGuire | Prince Thinning-On-Top and Kate “The Queen Ruined My Rowing Dream” Middleton have found their way back into each other’s arms after a break up some attributed to the freakish level of media interest in their relationship and whether or not the two were on the verge of getting engaged, and the British press are once again declaring the pair are thinking about tying the knot!
Prince William is expected to pop the question to on-off girlfriend Kate Middleton soon, with a royal wedding on the cards for 2009.
The 25-year-old prince is believed to be preparing to get engaged once he has finishes his training with the Royal Air Force and Royal Navy late next year, the Sunday Express reported today.
“We will know about an engagement sooner rather than later,” unnamed royal sources told the newspaper.
Personally, we think the ginger one is far more likely to get engaged in the next year or two than William. Prince Harry declares his love for Chelsy Davy in his Facebook status updates, for fucks sake! Nothing’s more real and genuine than a Facebook relationship! More » 
Concert For Diana Makes Us A Bit Hot For The Dancing Princes/Vaguely Uncomfortable
2:29AM Jess McGuire | Last night we caught bits and pieces of Concert For Diana, the feel good “celebration of life” which featured the voices of Prince William AND Prince Harry (we can’t remember the last time we heard their voices, but we’re pretty sure they wouldn’t have broken yet), footage of the young royals getting jiggy to Nelly Furtado, as well as countless musical superstars performing SMASH HIT after SMASH HIT! Like Status Quo! And Fergie Black Eyed Peas singing a song we recognised solely because it is Lindsay Lohan’s private MySpazz site’s profile song!
While the entire concert was obviously amazing and wonderful and representative of everything good in the world, Diddy’s performance left us feeling a little nauseous, especially when he did a spoken word part during “I’ll Be Missing You”.
Diddy – (breathlessly earnest voice) “So beautiful! So graceful! So elegant! Princess Diana, we’ll never forget you. TAKE ME TO THE BRIDGE!”
The latter part of his moving tribute to Diana leading our viewing companion to yell at the television “It’s too late, she took the tunnel!”
We also thought the ads that followed Diddy’s performance (White Lady Funerals, then a commercial warning against the dangers of speeding) were in marvellous taste. Applause! Applause!
We hope this is not the end of tribute concerts for deceased stars. We’d like to see -
Concert For Kurt!
Concert For Freddie!
Concert For Big Kev!
We are quite prepared to get our hands dirty, particularly for the latter suggestion. More » Prince William Gets His Drink On
6:44AM Jess McGuire | The Brisbane Times reports that freshly (well, somewhat freshly) single Prince William has gone on an alcoholic shopping spree, purchasing over A$2000 worth of booze.
Wearing a T-shirt, baseball cap and jeans, he cleared the Asda store in Weymouth, Dorset, out of Pimm’s during his shopping trip. The prince, who is training to be a troop leader at nearby Bovington Army Camp, filled four trolleys with wines, spirits, beer and snacks at the store. Store manager Darren Rideout said: “He came in the store at 2.10pm with two bodyguards. He had four trolley loads of shopping which was mainly alcohol and snacks. He cleared us out of Pimm’s. A few people came up and spoke to him and he was laughing and joking with them. The check-out girl didn’t actually recognise him and he packed his own shopping.
He’s so down to earth, isn’t he?
The prince’s shopping trip came just hours before Channel 4 screened a documentary about the death of his mother.
And yet we suspect the two things are unrelated, unless Prince William has some sort of bad taste drinking game lined up.
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