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Flotsam & Jetsam
The Exceeding Exhaustion Of Susan Boyle
1:30AM Foster Kamer | Susan Boyle’s “exhausted” again, Dustin Lance Black’s sorry, Prince Harry’s dating a floozy, and Salman Rushdie’s a third boob. Oh, and: Ron Burkle and whores. Here’s your Sunday gossip roundup: More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Royalty Acting Like Royalty, Media Acting Like Media
12:30AM Foster Kamer | Prince Harry isn’t being a dick! Octomom gets a TV show, Candy Spelling works her late husband’s TV pitches in real time, and Rachel Bilson doesn’t eat chap stick. Presenting your Sunday morning gossip roundup. More »
Music
9:50AM Jess McGuire | Somehow in between the naughty lap-bouncing in nightclubs, the juggling of David Walliams and Black Eyed Peas member Will.I.Am’s hearts, being totally cool with former husband Daniel Johns’ new romance with a young model, partying hard with BFF Kylie Minogue, and most recently eyeing off the delicious youthful royal piece of meat that is the House of Windsor’s very own Ginger Romeo, Twisties commercial star turned pop singer Natalie Imbruglia has somehow squeezed the recording of a new record into her busy schedule!
Naturally, some of her talented menfolk of yesteryear feature on the album…
Aussie songstress Natalie Imbruglia has enlisted some of the biggest names in music, including her ex-husband Daniel Johns and Coldplay’s Chris Martin, for her new album.
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Natalie Imbruglia Has Found Time To Record A New Album!
9:50AM Jess McGuire | Somehow in between the naughty lap-bouncing in nightclubs, the juggling of David Walliams and Black Eyed Peas member Will.I.Am’s hearts, being totally cool with former husband Daniel Johns’ new romance with a young model, partying hard with BFF Kylie Minogue, and most recently eyeing off the delicious youthful royal piece of meat that is the House of Windsor’s very own Ginger Romeo, Twisties commercial star turned pop singer Natalie Imbruglia has somehow squeezed the recording of a new record into her busy schedule!
Naturally, some of her talented menfolk of yesteryear feature on the album…
Aussie songstress Natalie Imbruglia has enlisted some of the biggest names in music, including her ex-husband Daniel Johns and Coldplay’s Chris Martin, for her new album.
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People
9:30AM Jess McGuire | Oh, that lovable ignorant ginger rogue Prince Harry! The British papers have just gotten wind of a delightfully stupid conversation the royal had with comedian Stephen K. Amos (you’d remember him from his appearances on Thank God You’re Here, surely?) at the Prince of Wales’ 60th birthday celebration back in November of last year.
Prince Harry was at the centre of a new race row after a black comedian revealed he told him: ‘You don’t sound like a black chap.’ The royal made the remark to Stephen K. Amos after he performed a stand up routine for the Prince of Wales’ 60th birthday celebrations.
Just another day for the monarchy, makin’ conversation with the darkies!
Stephen K. Amos described what happened when appearing on a UK television show… More »
Culturally Sensitive Prince Harry Surprised By The Speaking Voice Of ‘Black Chap’
9:30AM Jess McGuire | Oh, that lovable ignorant ginger rogue Prince Harry! The British papers have just gotten wind of a delightfully stupid conversation the royal had with comedian Stephen K. Amos (you’d remember him from his appearances on Thank God You’re Here, surely?) at the Prince of Wales’ 60th birthday celebration back in November of last year.
Prince Harry was at the centre of a new race row after a black comedian revealed he told him: ‘You don’t sound like a black chap.’ The royal made the remark to Stephen K. Amos after he performed a stand up routine for the Prince of Wales’ 60th birthday celebrations.
Just another day for the monarchy, makin’ conversation with the darkies!
Stephen K. Amos described what happened when appearing on a UK television show… More » 
New Idea Counts The Cost Of Kicking Goals In Journalism; Shit Happens When You Party Naked
9:07AM Clem Bastow | It’s shaping up to be a red letter year for Australia’s favourite emergency toilet paper substitute women’s magazine, New Idea.
First they blew Prince Harry’s cover in Afghanistan, then they claimed they had no idea (ho ho) that there was an embargo on the Prince’s service (which suggested it was possible New Idea had contacted neither the Army nor the Palace to confirm or deny their leads), then they put Wayne Carey on the cover amid a storm of criticism that by paying him a rumoured $180,000, they were in essence supporting violence against women.
Well, said criticism has reached fever pitch as it is beginning to emerge that New Idea’s advertisers are pulling lucrative contracts left, right and centre so as not to be seen to be ’supporting’ Carey’s alleged assault of girlfriend Kate Neilson by way of providing, in essence, the money the magazine – allegedly – used to lure the Fallen AFL Superstar™ to spill his guts. More » 
Prince Harry Death-Marked Update: Embargos Make New Idea Cry
11:32AM Clem Bastow | We told you this morning that Prince Harry’s deployment was now in question thanks to loose-lipped media outlets breaking the embargo the British Army had requested.
Well, it looks like the British Army, Lleyton Hewitt and Terri Irwin are not the only “fans” of New Idea out there – we wonder what point the News.com.au team are trying to convey here:
New Idea’s response to their part in the fiasco essentially entails, “Enburgo, wat’s dat? We dun no bout dis fings!”
They’ve said they were not advised of the embargo; however something tells us had the clowns at New Idea, you know, contacted the Palace press department, or perhaps the Army’s PR team, they may have wised up. Heaven forbid they actually research a story before running with it!
Rumours Queen Elizabeth was planning to have the entire staff of New Idea kicked out of the Commonwealth could not be confirmed at time of press. More » 
If Prince Harry Gets Taken Out By A Taliban Sniper, Blame New Idea
9:55AM Clem Bastow | You may recall that early last year, Prince Harry cracked the sooks because there was talk the British Army wouldn’t let him go to the front line, fearing his “fame” would make him a target for a kidnapping or murder; his response at the time was the very princely, “There’s no way I’m going to put myself through Sandhurst and then sit on my arse back home while my boys are out fighting for their country.”
Well, it turns out he did get his wish, but those clowns at New Idea thought they’d join forces with a gaggle of other questionable news portals and break the embargo agreed upon by the Army and the press, letting all and sundry know where Harry is, and what he’s doing there.
Prince Harry has been fighting the Taliban on the front line in Afghanistan, the defence ministry in London said overnight.
The 23-year-old prince, an officer in the Household Cavalry regiment, has spent the past 10 weeks secretly serving in the volatile southern province of Helmand, where most of Britain’s troops are based.
His deployment makes him the first British royal to be sent on active military service in nearly 26 years, when his uncle, Prince Andrew, flew Royal Navy helicopters during the Falklands War with Argentina in 1982.
The Ministry of Defence (MoD) had kept the young royal’s deployment secret under a news blackout agreed by British media to prevent details reaching insurgents and endangering the prince and his comrades.
But the arrangement broke down after news was leaked out on the US website, the Drudge Report, which said that the Australian magazine New Idea and the German tabloid Bild were the first to break a world embargo.
So, assuming high-ranking Taliban operatives are all New Idea subscribers (and let’s face it, what insurgents of questionable moral fibre aren’t), then when Harry comes home in a box we know who to blame.
At least Terri Irwin and Lleyton Hewitt will go in fighting for his honour – they, too, hate New Idea! More »
Chelsy Davy No Longer Feels Desire To See Harry Wear Nazi Uniform In Bedroom
11:50AM Clem Bastow | Poor widdle Prince Harry; what with all his public faux pas – drinking heavily, dressing inappropriately at costume parties, feeling a right tit – the last thing he needs is genuine heartbreak, but it appears that’s just what girlfriend Chelsy Davy has served him up a big, steaming plate of.
It seems Harry skipped Chelsy’s 22nd birthday bash in order to attend the World Cup in Paris, and the blonde university student was not pleased.
The relationship ended in a series of emotional telephone calls between Leeds and Lesotho in Africa where Harry is currently doing charity work.
A friend also told the paper that the couple had got along better when they lived 6,000 miles apart.
A spokeswoman for Clarence House said they did not comment on the prince’s private life.
Well, they’ve probably given up commenting on his private life since it seems to involve something approaching Britney Spears’ mantra of “Eat it! Lick it! Snort it! F–k it!”
Still, poor form, Hazza – just because you’re third in line to the throne, doesn’t mean you can wriggle your way out of the Fruity Lexia Tropicana and pigs-in-blankets at your GF’s birthday party! More » Have The British Press Learnt Nothing From The Past?
4:56PM Jess McGuire | Prince Thinning-On-Top and Kate “The Queen Ruined My Rowing Dream” Middleton have found their way back into each other’s arms after a break up some attributed to the freakish level of media interest in their relationship and whether or not the two were on the verge of getting engaged, and the British press are once again declaring the pair are thinking about tying the knot!
Prince William is expected to pop the question to on-off girlfriend Kate Middleton soon, with a royal wedding on the cards for 2009.
The 25-year-old prince is believed to be preparing to get engaged once he has finishes his training with the Royal Air Force and Royal Navy late next year, the Sunday Express reported today.
“We will know about an engagement sooner rather than later,” unnamed royal sources told the newspaper.
Personally, we think the ginger one is far more likely to get engaged in the next year or two than William. Prince Harry declares his love for Chelsy Davy in his Facebook status updates, for fucks sake! Nothing’s more real and genuine than a Facebook relationship! More »
