pregnancy

Flotsam & Jetsam

Michael Jackson Pulls A Jesus: His Face Appears In An Ultrasound

7:24PM Azaria Jagger | The King of Pop, in his infinite grace and wisdom, has returned to mortal realm by making his face appear in an ultrasound of a foetus inside a British lady’s uterus. More »

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Realises Her Obama Nausea Is Actually Pregnancy

3:37AM Kyle Buchanan | Today on The View, Elisabeth Hasselbeck revealed that there is a new creature who is trying desperately to store up enough strength so that it can escape her. It is called “a baby.” More »

Jamie Oliver Expecting Another Mouth To Feed

10:25AM Jess McGuire | Congratulations to celebrity chef Jamie Oliver and his missus Jools who are expecting their third child in April 2009. They’ve already got two daughters named Poppy Honey and Daisy Boo. They have spoken publicly of their desperation to add to their picture perfect family. Now Jamie and Jools Oliver have revealed that their wish has been granted and they are pregnant with their third child. A spokesman for the star said: ‘Jools is expecting the couple’s third child in April. The Olivers are delighted and excited about the news.’ The article in the Daily Mail announcing the happy news goes on to explain what Jools sees in Jamie. More »

Keira Knightley’s Foolproof Plan to Battle Anorexia Rumors: Pregnancy

2:55AM Defamer Hollywood | Mention Keira Knightley’s name to us, and two things come immediately to mind: Atonement, and a startlingly precipitous clavicle. For years, Knightley has been fending off rumors about her bony physique, though now, the squatting star believes she’s hit upon a plan that will silence her critics once and for all: More »