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Kourtney Kardashian, Single Mother Role Model?
2:24PM Andrew Belonsky | So, single gal Kourtney Kardashian’s with child. While some people will shake a finger at the 30-year old’s apparent irresponsibility, her friend and reality show costar Erica Mena calls double-K a “role model”. Oh, really? More »
The Kerry Katona Guide To Pregnancy And Parenthood
8:44AM Clem Bastow | Former Celebrity Mum of The Year Kerry Katona™ continues to kick parenting goals that we’re guessing her PR peeps would probably prefer we didn’t hear about, except – oops! – Kerry invited MTV cameras into her life and home for her fly-on-the-wall series, Crazy In Love.
So, based on continued updates courtesy of the Daily Mail and Crazy In Love, we thought we’d tally up some tips and hints on parenting and pregnancy based on what Kerry – again, Former Celebrity Mum of The Year – has to tell us. Read on!
More » The Swiftest Response To A Celebrity Lawsuit We’ve Ever Seen
5:03PM Clem Bastow | You may have read that Lisa Marie Presley is suing The Daily Mail for calling her “fat” (having “gained weight just like her father Elvis”, evidently) when she is, in fact, pregnant.
Fair enough, we thought, pregnancy is one aspect of the celebrity-obsessed realm that we really wish would disappear from our world, what with “baby bumps” and “post-baby weight” and so on.
However, we were somewhat amused to see how quickly the Mail have changed their tune, and wonder whether this article was a part of the settlement:
Lisa Marie Presley looked pregnant and proud as she unveiled her budding baby bump in Los Angeles.
The daughter of rock icon Elvis stepped out with third husband, musician and producer Michael Lockwood in Beverly Hills, following confirmation that she is pregnant with her third child.
Dressed in a fashionable print maxi dress, chunky platform sandals, and large hoop earrings Lisa Marie looked radiant and every inch the happy mother-to-be.
Radiant! Fashionable! Proud! That’s a conspicuous change from “packing on the pounds”.
We’d be pleased if it wasn’t so obviously a tail-between-legs show of Doing The Right Thing™. Although, we’re not sure about crossing those British tabloids, Lisa Marie – just ask Kerry Katona. It could be much, much worse. More » 
Just How Big Will ‘The Chosen Two’ Make Angelina Jolie, Anyway?
9:00AM Molly Friedman | It’s been nearly two months since we first heard about The Chosen Two’s impending arrival, but judging from the size of Angelina Jolie’s widening waistline, we suspect Brad’s super sperm went into baby-making action a bit earlier than that. Seen yesterday shopping for books in Austin, Texas, Angelina’s belly seems to be expanding at an exponential rate not yet seen in celebrity pregnancies. Which got us thinking, what if we saddled Jolie up next to J. Lo and Julia Roberts just before they burst? That way, we can begin to suss out just what size muumuu to FedEx to Casa Brangelina come spring. More »
Kimberley Davies Is Pregnant Again; “Cheating Husband” Jason Harvey’s Past Infidelity Now Part Of The Family Too
10:15AM Jess McGuire | Former Neighbours star Kimberley Davies has announced she is pregnant with her third child to husband Jason Harvey. The pair already have two children.
What we found most interesting about the article was the headline “Kimberley Davies pregnant to cheating husband”. Is he cheating on her right now, one wonders?
Kimberley Davies will be hoping for a drama-free pregnancy, with reports the actor and her love rat husband, Jason Harvey, have mended their marriage and are expecting their third child. Davies had threatened her doctor hubby with divorce three years ago, after discovering he’d been cheating on her with a colleague.
Ah, so he cheated on her three years ago. While that’s obviously not a great thing, it’s clear that Kimberley Davies has made a decision to stand by her man and work towards saving her marriage, and we can’t help but ask ourselves – at what point will Jason have been publicly shamed enough for his past actions before he is simply referred to as Kimberley Davies husband, rather than her “love rat” or “cheating” husband?
Or is this an indication that the press and Jason Harvey have launched into whatever the media/individual equivalent is of an unhappy relationship, with the pair staying together for the kids (ie: the readers/Kimberley Davies’ publicist) but Jason Harvey forever being referred to as “your bastard father” by our troubled mother.
Huh? What? We have no idea what we just said either. We crave coffee right now.
Harvey’s five-year fling with US radiologist Alya Sheikh was uncovered after Davies found a series of incriminating emails and X-rated photos linking her husband to the other woman.
We originally misread this and thought Davies had found incriminating emails and x-rays, and then we wondered “Is there some sort of kinky scene for people into x-rays? Wow, what a great cover being a surgeon would be! Clever, Jason! No one would ever suspect you were getting off while you were at work!” but then we re-read it and realised we are quite stupid. More » 
