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Paris Hilton Under Investigation For Severe Case Of Puppy Love

3:34AM Defamer Hollywood | Perhaps as some sort of karmic payback for forcing thousands of Americans to endure Ellen Degeneres’ terrible dance moves each and every weekday, it seems that The Ellen Degeneres Show is attempting to make things right by playing a part in getting Paris Hilton busted for overzealously breeding dogs. After Paris admitted to Ellen last week that she owns 17 dogs and likes to sleep with “all of them,” the Los Angeles Department of Animal Services paid a visit to the Hilton home to investigate. While it’s too early to learn this offense will land Paris back in the slammer (or, for that matter, the pound), we can’t help but be reminded how similar this storyline is to a Season Two episode of The Sarah Silverman Program. More »